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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,848 Member
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    Caporegiem wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    My car's making this noise.. it's kind of like a grinding sound. I'm not certain what part of the car it is coming from. Somewhere up front. It seems to only happen in the mornings. It's also much worse in the winter time. What is it? Can you fix it for me?

    Turn the radio up louder and thank me later.

    I already do this...

    Can you just come chauffeur me around instead? Please and thanks.
  • xFunctionalStrengthx
    xFunctionalStrengthx Posts: 4,928 Member
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    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    aChuisle_moChroi wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    aChuisle_moChroi wrote: »
    Do you really like the way it tastes, or do you just pretend to?

    I LOVE the way it tastes

    WHITE BEAR LAKE HERE I COME!!! :love:

    Oh that’s just a short drive from me

    I need to make sure I'm off the roads when she comes tearing into town.

    Question is, do I gear up, or no?
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
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    Do real men cuddle and give neck kisses?
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,035 Member
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    xFunctionalStrengthx wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    aChuisle_moChroi wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    aChuisle_moChroi wrote: »
    Do you really like the way it tastes, or do you just pretend to?

    I LOVE the way it tastes

    WHITE BEAR LAKE HERE I COME!!! :love:

    Oh that’s just a short drive from me

    I need to make sure I'm off the roads when she comes tearing into town.

    Question is, do I gear up, or no?

    Watch out! :joy:
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
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    itwentthere wrote: »
    Do real men cuddle and give neck kisses?

    Nuzzles..yes and i love them.
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,557 Member
    edited June 2018
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    xFunctionalStrengthx wrote: »
    I need to make sure I'm off the roads when she comes tearing into town.

    Question is, do I gear up, or no?
    absolutely

    itwentthere wrote: »
    Do real men cuddle and give neck kisses?

    Yes, to everyone. It’s a friendship gesture

    Respectfully
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    Will I ever be a man of your caliber?

    Be nicer to girls and then maybe

    I'm screwed
  • Misty_1375
    Misty_1375 Posts: 759 Member
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    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    Will I ever be a man of your caliber?

    Be nicer to girls and then maybe

    I'm screwed

    So are alot of other men....
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,557 Member
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    Clever_User_Name wrote: »
    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    Will I ever be a man of your caliber?

    Not until you sling some unsolicited D around

    t6hq2a0rib30.jpeg
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
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    Why are most guys dumb?
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,557 Member
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    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Why are most guys dumb?

    They think with the wrong head
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
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    Do real men wear pink?
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
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    81Katz wrote: »
    Do real men wear pink?

    Yes, all great things come in pink
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Do real men eat quiche?
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,557 Member
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    81Katz wrote: »
    Do real men wear pink?
    They wear whatever the *kitten* they want so sometimes I guess
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Do real men eat quiche?

    They eat whatever the *kitten* they want so sometimes I guess
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
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    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    My car's making this noise.. it's kind of like a grinding sound. I'm not certain what part of the car it is coming from. Somewhere up front. It seems to only happen in the mornings. It's also much worse in the winter time. What is it? Can you fix it for me?

    I asked my expert, he thinks it's a wheel bearing, then brakes, then differential. We want you get it fixed before it turns into more, should only be about $400. We care.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,848 Member
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    Mari22na wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    My car's making this noise.. it's kind of like a grinding sound. I'm not certain what part of the car it is coming from. Somewhere up front. It seems to only happen in the mornings. It's also much worse in the winter time. What is it? Can you fix it for me?

    I asked my expert, he thinks it's a wheel bearing, then brakes, then differential. We want you get it fixed before it turns into more, should only be about $400. We care.

    Well, thank you. I'll look into it because my chauffeur never did show up. :|
  • SpartanRunner1978
    SpartanRunner1978 Posts: 1,049 Member
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    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Why are most guys dumb?

    This is a huge misconception...most guys are smart with dumb/selfish intentions.
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,557 Member
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    SpartanRunner1978 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Why are most guys dumb?

    This is a huge misconception...most guys are smart with dumb/selfish intentions.

    This is incorrect, the original observation was correct

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