Worst date you've ever been on..
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Breezybreeze7 wrote: »Worst date was when I went on a first date with a dude and he tricked into letting him come to my place to use the bathroom. He made a move and immediately I fought back. Thank goodness for my brain finally working, the broom, and my sword training or else, I’d possibly had worse things done to me. It was scary, I have to admit.
That is aweful! What a jerk!
Here’s another one sinc I have a million of these. Met this guy on a dating site. We clicked immediately. Made a date to go out. He ends up texting me about a half hour before he was supposed to pick me up saying he was stuck at work mandatory overtime. He said if I was still interested he would come when done. I’m pretty laid back so I agreed. It was maybe 3 or 4 hours later that he finally got there. We had made plans to go world of beer. I saw him for the first time and was like dayum. The attraction was undeniable. We get to world of beer, they are still open. However, the ignored up like we weren’t even there. We sat awkwardly for a half an hour and they never served us. He suggested we go somewhere else. It was almost 11p at this point. He’s googling places that are open. I look at him and say “wanna go to Taco Bell?” And he’s just like “no no really I want to take you somewhere nice. I already feel bad enough.” And I’m like “I really have a taste for Taco Bell seriously.” So he’s like ok? So we do to Taco Bell only the drive through it open. We park. Kick the seats back put the roof down. We’re talking about pounding tacos under the stars. Next thing you know he gets a blanket out of the trunk and we’re cuddling and talking in the back seat. Well I wake up after having fell asleep in his arms. And I’m supposed to be at work in half an hour! Lol! He had to drive me straight to work. Makeup all smeared looking like a hot mess. I get to work he kisses me and says “that was somehow simultaneously the worst and best first date I have ever been on.” We dates for three years after that. That was probably one of the worst heartbreaks I have ever had.5 -
AmberGlitterSparkles wrote: »Breezybreeze7 wrote: »Worst date was when I went on a first date with a dude and he tricked into letting him come to my place to use the bathroom. He made a move and immediately I fought back. Thank goodness for my brain finally working, the broom, and my sword training or else, I’d possibly had worse things done to me. It was scary, I have to admit.
That is aweful! What a jerk!
Here’s another one sinc I have a million of these. Met this guy on a dating site. We clicked immediately. Made a date to go out. He ends up texting me about a half hour before he was supposed to pick me up saying he was stuck at work mandatory overtime. He said if I was still interested he would come when done. I’m pretty laid back so I agreed. It was maybe 3 or 4 hours later that he finally got there. We had made plans to go world of beer. I saw him for the first time and was like dayum. The attraction was undeniable. We get to world of beer, they are still open. However, the ignored up like we weren’t even there. We sat awkwardly for a half an hour and they never served us. He suggested we go somewhere else. It was almost 11p at this point. He’s googling places that are open. I look at him and say “wanna go to Taco Bell?” And he’s just like “no no really I want to take you somewhere nice. I already feel bad enough.” And I’m like “I really have a taste for Taco Bell seriously.” So he’s like ok? So we do to Taco Bell only the drive through it open. We park. Kick the seats back put the roof down. We’re talking about pounding tacos under the stars. Next thing you know he gets a blanket out of the trunk and we’re cuddling and talking in the back seat. Well I wake up after having fell asleep in his arms. And I’m supposed to be at work in half an hour! Lol! He had to drive me straight to work. Makeup all smeared looking like a hot mess. I get to work he kisses me and says “that was somehow simultaneously the worst and best first date I have ever been on.” We dates for three years after that. That was probably one of the worst heartbreaks I have ever had.
Aww that is so cute!
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I think the worst date I was on started out with her saying, "I am SOOOOO over my ex-boyfriend", and then she spent the rest of the dinner talking about him.
I know more about him than I do about her.
Doesn't come close to any of these other stories but ...1 -
She took me to Prada as if i was her wallet. Dumped her quick....0
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You were her personal wallet.1
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Gee, by comparison most of my dates have been pretty tame. One of the weirdest was a date with a guy I met online. He actually knew someone from my hometown and kept talking about how smart and pretty she was during the date.1
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Two dates, same guy never showed. I waited in the parking lot for an hour first time, cried the second time in the end I dumped him and went to a steak house2
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Flutterydreamer wrote: »Two dates, same guy never showed. I waited in the parking lot for an hour first time, cried the second time in the end I dumped him and went to a steak house
Oh no. That is horrible of him. I'm sorry that happened to you. Honestly, he shouldn't have gotten a second chance from you though. If he does something bad like that once, cut him off immediately.1 -
Wasn't necessarily the date, which was bad on its own, but the fact that she hung out in my parking lot for two hours after she dropped me off "incase I changed my mind about doing something after dinner".2
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First date ever was my worst. Took out this fugly girl to get my parents to quit pestering me. Put-put golf and hotdogs rounded out an awkward evening of listless small talk and the epitome of non-attractedness from both sides. Needless to say after I dropped her off a friend of mine caught her later that night getting to know a Mexican dude in the biblical sense in a mall parking lot. (Classy gal)
I was never so happy to end a date!2 -
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First date ever was my worst. Took out this fugly girl to get my parents to quit pestering me. Put-put golf and hotdogs rounded out an awkward evening of listless small talk and the epitome of non-attractedness from both sides. Needless to say after I dropped her off a friend of mine caught her later that night getting to know a Mexican dude in the biblical sense in a mall parking lot. (Classy gal)
I was never so happy to end a date!
Lol! Fugly? Glad the date went well for you in the end 😉0 -
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ButterIsGood wrote: »
To answer that I need to tell you a story.
Long ago, there was a newly trained warrior from across the seas of Antonica, the race of the forgotten iksar being newly re-discovered had begun the life of one iksar. This neophyte warrior's name was Lyzzard.
Lyzzard trained outside of his hometown killing scorpions and scaled wolf pups until he gained the level of 5. At this time he was getting bored of the creatures that inhabited the outside area of the gates of Cabilis and noticed that the road lead down into a pit.
When Lyzzard decided he should go and check out this new land he had not seen before, he knew there could be some dangers in going. Though he knew, his warrior instinct dared him to ignore it.
He followed the road down into what was known around the Feild of Bone as "The pit", and down there he saw that it was just as he hoped... many things to kill and fight. He fought a scaled wolf hunter and barely survived, he then decided that he needed a partner for this task of becoming a champion mightier than all other races. He found a partner in Jettlizzy the monk and Chleu the shaman which were at his level of training.
After acheiving the 7th level of training, he decided to go off to explore on his own down in the pit. He walked around for what seemed like days along the walls of the pit, but he soon found out that he would have been better off waiting until he reached a higher level of training before he should have went off exploring. He walked upon some bones, which his instructor had told him about, of a dragon. He was told to be weary of MeeseeksAndDestroy the thespian and the area where bones of a large creature come up from the ground with a large skull with sharp teeth lay.
Lyzzard being daring as he was decided to ignore the warnings and search the area. After a few moments of arriving at the area, he found himself up against a creature that would change his life forever. This creature was a Badger looking creature known to most people as a Burnyia.
Lyzzard drew his Fine Steel Two handed sword and attempted to destroy that of which had attacked him. He swung and swung with the feriousity of a warrior with nothing to lose and missed too many times.0 -
ButterIsGood wrote: »
To answer that I need to tell you a story.
Long ago, there was a newly trained warrior from across the seas of Antonica, the race of the forgotten iksar being newly re-discovered had begun the life of one iksar. This neophyte warrior's name was Lyzzard.
Lyzzard trained outside of his hometown killing scorpions and scaled wolf pups until he gained the level of 5. At this time he was getting bored of the creatures that inhabited the outside area of the gates of Cabilis and noticed that the road lead down into a pit.
When Lyzzard decided he should go and check out this new land he had not seen before, he knew there could be some dangers in going. Though he knew, his warrior instinct dared him to ignore it.
He followed the road down into what was known around the Feild of Bone as "The pit", and down there he saw that it was just as he hoped... many things to kill and fight. He fought a scaled wolf hunter and barely survived, he then decided that he needed a partner for this task of becoming a champion mightier than all other races. He found a partner in Jettlizzy the monk and Chleu the shaman which were at his level of training.
After acheiving the 7th level of training, he decided to go off to explore on his own down in the pit. He walked around for what seemed like days along the walls of the pit, but he soon found out that he would have been better off waiting until he reached a higher level of training before he should have went off exploring. He walked upon some bones, which his instructor had told him about, of a dragon. He was told to be weary of MeeseeksAndDestroy the thespian and the area where bones of a large creature come up from the ground with a large skull with sharp teeth lay.
Lyzzard being daring as he was decided to ignore the warnings and search the area. After a few moments of arriving at the area, he found himself up against a creature that would change his life forever. This creature was a Badger looking creature known to most people as a Burnyia.
Lyzzard drew his Fine Steel Two handed sword and attempted to destroy that of which had attacked him. He swung and swung with the feriousity of a warrior with nothing to lose and missed too many times.
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ButterIsGood wrote: »ButterIsGood wrote: »
To answer that I need to tell you a story.
Long ago, there was a newly trained warrior from across the seas of Antonica, the race of the forgotten iksar being newly re-discovered had begun the life of one iksar. This neophyte warrior's name was Lyzzard.
Lyzzard trained outside of his hometown killing scorpions and scaled wolf pups until he gained the level of 5. At this time he was getting bored of the creatures that inhabited the outside area of the gates of Cabilis and noticed that the road lead down into a pit.
When Lyzzard decided he should go and check out this new land he had not seen before, he knew there could be some dangers in going. Though he knew, his warrior instinct dared him to ignore it.
He followed the road down into what was known around the Feild of Bone as "The pit", and down there he saw that it was just as he hoped... many things to kill and fight. He fought a scaled wolf hunter and barely survived, he then decided that he needed a partner for this task of becoming a champion mightier than all other races. He found a partner in Jettlizzy the monk and Chleu the shaman which were at his level of training.
After acheiving the 7th level of training, he decided to go off to explore on his own down in the pit. He walked around for what seemed like days along the walls of the pit, but he soon found out that he would have been better off waiting until he reached a higher level of training before he should have went off exploring. He walked upon some bones, which his instructor had told him about, of a dragon. He was told to be weary of MeeseeksAndDestroy the thespian and the area where bones of a large creature come up from the ground with a large skull with sharp teeth lay.
Lyzzard being daring as he was decided to ignore the warnings and search the area. After a few moments of arriving at the area, he found himself up against a creature that would change his life forever. This creature was a Badger looking creature known to most people as a Burnyia.
Lyzzard drew his Fine Steel Two handed sword and attempted to destroy that of which had attacked him. He swung and swung with the feriousity of a warrior with nothing to lose and missed too many times.
So no?
You didn't read my story did you?0 -
FitnessNinja0205 wrote: »My worst date is with this girl i met on facebook, we when out to a restaurant for dinner and she order salad cause she was "dieting" and nothing else and i ordered steak with fries on the side , she had the guts to reach out to take some of my fries i was like " hey stick to your side of the table!" You the one who said you wanted to eat "healthy" and she was piss she walk out of the just like that 😅
If you don't share the fries, you immediately fail the potential boyfriend test!1 -
Its a toss up between the guy who got so nervous he vomited on the sidewalk, the guy who had hundreds of porno mags and videos in the back seat of his car, or the guy who kissed my hand and left a blood streak...due to his gingivitis acting up.3
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sillypandas wrote: »Its a toss up between the guy who got so nervous he vomited on the sidewalk, the guy who had hundreds of porno mags and videos in the back seat of his car, or the guy who kissed my hand and left a blood streak...due to his gingivitis acting up.
That is disgusting.0 -
ButterIsGood wrote: »ButterIsGood wrote: »
To answer that I need to tell you a story.
Long ago, there was a newly trained warrior from across the seas of Antonica, the race of the forgotten iksar being newly re-discovered had begun the life of one iksar. This neophyte warrior's name was Lyzzard.
Lyzzard trained outside of his hometown killing scorpions and scaled wolf pups until he gained the level of 5. At this time he was getting bored of the creatures that inhabited the outside area of the gates of Cabilis and noticed that the road lead down into a pit.
When Lyzzard decided he should go and check out this new land he had not seen before, he knew there could be some dangers in going. Though he knew, his warrior instinct dared him to ignore it.
He followed the road down into what was known around the Feild of Bone as "The pit", and down there he saw that it was just as he hoped... many things to kill and fight. He fought a scaled wolf hunter and barely survived, he then decided that he needed a partner for this task of becoming a champion mightier than all other races. He found a partner in Jettlizzy the monk and Chleu the shaman which were at his level of training.
After acheiving the 7th level of training, he decided to go off to explore on his own down in the pit. He walked around for what seemed like days along the walls of the pit, but he soon found out that he would have been better off waiting until he reached a higher level of training before he should have went off exploring. He walked upon some bones, which his instructor had told him about, of a dragon. He was told to be weary of MeeseeksAndDestroy the thespian and the area where bones of a large creature come up from the ground with a large skull with sharp teeth lay.
Lyzzard being daring as he was decided to ignore the warnings and search the area. After a few moments of arriving at the area, he found himself up against a creature that would change his life forever. This creature was a Badger looking creature known to most people as a Burnyia.
Lyzzard drew his Fine Steel Two handed sword and attempted to destroy that of which had attacked him. He swung and swung with the feriousity of a warrior with nothing to lose and missed too many times.
So no?
You didn't read my story did you?
I skimmed.2 -
sillypandas wrote: »Its a toss up between the guy who got so nervous he vomited on the sidewalk, the guy who had hundreds of porno mags and videos in the back seat of his car, or the guy who kissed my hand and left a blood streak...due to his gingivitis acting up.
I shouldn't have read this while eating0 -
I really do love reading most of these. Your guys misery is good entertainment......;)2
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Hey now, I hadn't been on a date since Season 2 of American Idol. What did you think was keeping my morale up? It wasn't Ryan Seacrest, that's for damn sure.sillypandas wrote: »Its a toss up between the guy who got so nervous he vomited on the sidewalk, the guy who had hundreds of porno mags and videos in the back seat of his car, or the guy who kissed my hand and left a blood streak...due to his gingivitis acting up.2 -
Tinder date a few weeks ago. The guy was super socially awkward, so I'm trying to carry the conversation and it's just not working. He keeps saying "you're so pretty and I'm having such a good time." Me: 😐 He proceeded to down three beers in about about 45 minutes, then randomly stood up while I was in the middle of a sentence, hugged me, and walked out without a word.5
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Hey now, I hadn't been on a date since Season 2 of American Idol. What did you think was keeping my morale up? It wasn't Ryan Seacrest, that's for damn sure.sillypandas wrote: »Its a toss up between the guy who got so nervous he vomited on the sidewalk, the guy who had hundreds of porno mags and videos in the back seat of his car, or the guy who kissed my hand and left a blood streak...due to his gingivitis acting up.
That explains the nature T-shirt you were wearing with the wolf on it too. Its all coming together. ^_^0 -
The worst? Any blind date. Just had one today after swearing them off several years ago. Never again (please remind me of this again in a few years lol)
Another time was the '50lbs heavier than the photo' guy who sweated profusely during our first date. Excessively. Dripping. Brow wiping. Sloppy wet. Ewwww. He said he ran earlier in the morning to look thinner (HA!) and must have some residual effects. I was polite, we talked and ate (sorta). I then paid for mine separate. *guys - this means we're not at all interested* He walked me to my car, gave me an awkward hug and slowly whispered "I love you, Jenny" OH. MY. WHAAAAATTTTT? I bolted. He continued to contact me until I threatened a protection order. The end.
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In college, went on a date with a guy. For some reason he was really proud of the fact he could burp the alphabet. I asked him not to, he did anyway and ended up throwing up right as he got to F. Seriously disgusting, I ran the hell away and never spoke to him again.1
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This one guy kept asking me to rate stuff on a scale of 1-10. The date, the kiss, other extracurriculars.. Not worst but kinda weird. He also did dip (ew) and when I was telling him how gross it was he dared me to try it and I did. I spent probably 30 minutes in a gas station bathroom washing my mouth out and feeling sick to my stomach. Idk...I guess that was a bad date but on the plus side he was gorgeous so I put up with it.0
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Wow y'all definetly had it worse than I lol.0
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I had been talking with a guy for awhile and finally we set a date. We met up at a Ruby Tuesday, which was ok..... It was in a mall, and after he wanted to cruise the mall...walking around in and out of stores..like when I did in high school with my friends. We were in our early 30's!! And then when we got back to my car, I always drive separate, and he tried to pin me against the car and shove his tongue down my throat while groping me. So again, much like high school.0
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