Worst date you've ever been on..

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  • ButterIsGood
    ButterIsGood Posts: 201 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Wasn't necessarily the date, which was bad on its own, but the fact that she hung out in my parking lot for two hours after she dropped me off "incase I changed my mind about doing something after dinner".

    Did you end up doing something after dinner?
  • Breezybreeze7
    Breezybreeze7 Posts: 1,044 Member
    pjkidd81 wrote: »
    First date ever was my worst. Took out this fugly girl to get my parents to quit pestering me. Put-put golf and hotdogs rounded out an awkward evening of listless small talk and the epitome of non-attractedness from both sides. Needless to say after I dropped her off a friend of mine caught her later that night getting to know a Mexican dude in the biblical sense in a mall parking lot. (Classy gal)
    I was never so happy to end a date!

    Lol! Fugly? Glad the date went well for you in the end 😉
  • Breezybreeze7
    Breezybreeze7 Posts: 1,044 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Wasn't necessarily the date, which was bad on its own, but the fact that she hung out in my parking lot for two hours after she dropped me off "incase I changed my mind about doing something after dinner".

    Stalker tendencies. Run!
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,762 Member
    edited July 2018
    cee134 wrote: »
    Wasn't necessarily the date, which was bad on its own, but the fact that she hung out in my parking lot for two hours after she dropped me off "incase I changed my mind about doing something after dinner".

    Did you end up doing something after dinner?

    To answer that I need to tell you a story.

    Long ago, there was a newly trained warrior from across the seas of Antonica, the race of the forgotten iksar being newly re-discovered had begun the life of one iksar. This neophyte warrior's name was Lyzzard.

    Lyzzard trained outside of his hometown killing scorpions and scaled wolf pups until he gained the level of 5. At this time he was getting bored of the creatures that inhabited the outside area of the gates of Cabilis and noticed that the road lead down into a pit.

    When Lyzzard decided he should go and check out this new land he had not seen before, he knew there could be some dangers in going. Though he knew, his warrior instinct dared him to ignore it.

    He followed the road down into what was known around the Feild of Bone as "The pit", and down there he saw that it was just as he hoped... many things to kill and fight. He fought a scaled wolf hunter and barely survived, he then decided that he needed a partner for this task of becoming a champion mightier than all other races. He found a partner in Jettlizzy the monk and Chleu the shaman which were at his level of training.

    After acheiving the 7th level of training, he decided to go off to explore on his own down in the pit. He walked around for what seemed like days along the walls of the pit, but he soon found out that he would have been better off waiting until he reached a higher level of training before he should have went off exploring. He walked upon some bones, which his instructor had told him about, of a dragon. He was told to be weary of MeeseeksAndDestroy the thespian and the area where bones of a large creature come up from the ground with a large skull with sharp teeth lay.

    Lyzzard being daring as he was decided to ignore the warnings and search the area. After a few moments of arriving at the area, he found himself up against a creature that would change his life forever. This creature was a Badger looking creature known to most people as a Burnyia.

    Lyzzard drew his Fine Steel Two handed sword and attempted to destroy that of which had attacked him. He swung and swung with the feriousity of a warrior with nothing to lose and missed too many times.
  • ButterIsGood
    ButterIsGood Posts: 201 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Wasn't necessarily the date, which was bad on its own, but the fact that she hung out in my parking lot for two hours after she dropped me off "incase I changed my mind about doing something after dinner".

    Did you end up doing something after dinner?

    To answer that I need to tell you a story.

    Long ago, there was a newly trained warrior from across the seas of Antonica, the race of the forgotten iksar being newly re-discovered had begun the life of one iksar. This neophyte warrior's name was Lyzzard.

    Lyzzard trained outside of his hometown killing scorpions and scaled wolf pups until he gained the level of 5. At this time he was getting bored of the creatures that inhabited the outside area of the gates of Cabilis and noticed that the road lead down into a pit.

    When Lyzzard decided he should go and check out this new land he had not seen before, he knew there could be some dangers in going. Though he knew, his warrior instinct dared him to ignore it.

    He followed the road down into what was known around the Feild of Bone as "The pit", and down there he saw that it was just as he hoped... many things to kill and fight. He fought a scaled wolf hunter and barely survived, he then decided that he needed a partner for this task of becoming a champion mightier than all other races. He found a partner in Jettlizzy the monk and Chleu the shaman which were at his level of training.

    After acheiving the 7th level of training, he decided to go off to explore on his own down in the pit. He walked around for what seemed like days along the walls of the pit, but he soon found out that he would have been better off waiting until he reached a higher level of training before he should have went off exploring. He walked upon some bones, which his instructor had told him about, of a dragon. He was told to be weary of MeeseeksAndDestroy the thespian and the area where bones of a large creature come up from the ground with a large skull with sharp teeth lay.

    Lyzzard being daring as he was decided to ignore the warnings and search the area. After a few moments of arriving at the area, he found himself up against a creature that would change his life forever. This creature was a Badger looking creature known to most people as a Burnyia.

    Lyzzard drew his Fine Steel Two handed sword and attempted to destroy that of which had attacked him. He swung and swung with the feriousity of a warrior with nothing to lose and missed too many times.

    So no?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,762 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Wasn't necessarily the date, which was bad on its own, but the fact that she hung out in my parking lot for two hours after she dropped me off "incase I changed my mind about doing something after dinner".

    Did you end up doing something after dinner?

    To answer that I need to tell you a story.

    Long ago, there was a newly trained warrior from across the seas of Antonica, the race of the forgotten iksar being newly re-discovered had begun the life of one iksar. This neophyte warrior's name was Lyzzard.

    Lyzzard trained outside of his hometown killing scorpions and scaled wolf pups until he gained the level of 5. At this time he was getting bored of the creatures that inhabited the outside area of the gates of Cabilis and noticed that the road lead down into a pit.

    When Lyzzard decided he should go and check out this new land he had not seen before, he knew there could be some dangers in going. Though he knew, his warrior instinct dared him to ignore it.

    He followed the road down into what was known around the Feild of Bone as "The pit", and down there he saw that it was just as he hoped... many things to kill and fight. He fought a scaled wolf hunter and barely survived, he then decided that he needed a partner for this task of becoming a champion mightier than all other races. He found a partner in Jettlizzy the monk and Chleu the shaman which were at his level of training.

    After acheiving the 7th level of training, he decided to go off to explore on his own down in the pit. He walked around for what seemed like days along the walls of the pit, but he soon found out that he would have been better off waiting until he reached a higher level of training before he should have went off exploring. He walked upon some bones, which his instructor had told him about, of a dragon. He was told to be weary of MeeseeksAndDestroy the thespian and the area where bones of a large creature come up from the ground with a large skull with sharp teeth lay.

    Lyzzard being daring as he was decided to ignore the warnings and search the area. After a few moments of arriving at the area, he found himself up against a creature that would change his life forever. This creature was a Badger looking creature known to most people as a Burnyia.

    Lyzzard drew his Fine Steel Two handed sword and attempted to destroy that of which had attacked him. He swung and swung with the feriousity of a warrior with nothing to lose and missed too many times.

    So no?

    You didn't read my story did you?
  • Cutemesoon
    Cutemesoon Posts: 2,646 Member
    My worst date is with this girl i met on facebook, we when out to a restaurant for dinner and she order salad cause she was "dieting" and nothing else and i ordered steak with fries on the side , she had the guts to reach out to take some of my fries i was like " hey stick to your side of the table!" You the one who said you wanted to eat "healthy" and she was piss she walk out of the just like that 😅

    If you don't share the fries, you immediately fail the potential boyfriend test!
  • sillypandas
    sillypandas Posts: 53 Member
    Its a toss up between the guy who got so nervous he vomited on the sidewalk, the guy who had hundreds of porno mags and videos in the back seat of his car, or the guy who kissed my hand and left a blood streak...due to his gingivitis acting up.
  • AmberGlitterSparkles
    AmberGlitterSparkles Posts: 699 Member
    Its a toss up between the guy who got so nervous he vomited on the sidewalk, the guy who had hundreds of porno mags and videos in the back seat of his car, or the guy who kissed my hand and left a blood streak...due to his gingivitis acting up.

    That is disgusting.
  • ButterIsGood
    ButterIsGood Posts: 201 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Wasn't necessarily the date, which was bad on its own, but the fact that she hung out in my parking lot for two hours after she dropped me off "incase I changed my mind about doing something after dinner".

    Did you end up doing something after dinner?

    To answer that I need to tell you a story.

    Long ago, there was a newly trained warrior from across the seas of Antonica, the race of the forgotten iksar being newly re-discovered had begun the life of one iksar. This neophyte warrior's name was Lyzzard.

    Lyzzard trained outside of his hometown killing scorpions and scaled wolf pups until he gained the level of 5. At this time he was getting bored of the creatures that inhabited the outside area of the gates of Cabilis and noticed that the road lead down into a pit.

    When Lyzzard decided he should go and check out this new land he had not seen before, he knew there could be some dangers in going. Though he knew, his warrior instinct dared him to ignore it.

    He followed the road down into what was known around the Feild of Bone as "The pit", and down there he saw that it was just as he hoped... many things to kill and fight. He fought a scaled wolf hunter and barely survived, he then decided that he needed a partner for this task of becoming a champion mightier than all other races. He found a partner in Jettlizzy the monk and Chleu the shaman which were at his level of training.

    After acheiving the 7th level of training, he decided to go off to explore on his own down in the pit. He walked around for what seemed like days along the walls of the pit, but he soon found out that he would have been better off waiting until he reached a higher level of training before he should have went off exploring. He walked upon some bones, which his instructor had told him about, of a dragon. He was told to be weary of MeeseeksAndDestroy the thespian and the area where bones of a large creature come up from the ground with a large skull with sharp teeth lay.

    Lyzzard being daring as he was decided to ignore the warnings and search the area. After a few moments of arriving at the area, he found himself up against a creature that would change his life forever. This creature was a Badger looking creature known to most people as a Burnyia.

    Lyzzard drew his Fine Steel Two handed sword and attempted to destroy that of which had attacked him. He swung and swung with the feriousity of a warrior with nothing to lose and missed too many times.

    So no?

    You didn't read my story did you?

    I skimmed.
  • ButterIsGood
    ButterIsGood Posts: 201 Member
    Its a toss up between the guy who got so nervous he vomited on the sidewalk, the guy who had hundreds of porno mags and videos in the back seat of his car, or the guy who kissed my hand and left a blood streak...due to his gingivitis acting up.

    I shouldn't have read this while eating
  • bojack5
    bojack5 Posts: 2,859 Member
    I really do love reading most of these. Your guys misery is good entertainment......;)
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,799 Member
    Its a toss up between the guy who got so nervous he vomited on the sidewalk, the guy who had hundreds of porno mags and videos in the back seat of his car, or the guy who kissed my hand and left a blood streak...due to his gingivitis acting up.
    Hey now, I hadn't been on a date since Season 2 of American Idol. What did you think was keeping my morale up? It wasn't Ryan Seacrest, that's for damn sure.
  • sillypandas
    sillypandas Posts: 53 Member
    kam26001 wrote: »
    Its a toss up between the guy who got so nervous he vomited on the sidewalk, the guy who had hundreds of porno mags and videos in the back seat of his car, or the guy who kissed my hand and left a blood streak...due to his gingivitis acting up.
    Hey now, I hadn't been on a date since Season 2 of American Idol. What did you think was keeping my morale up? It wasn't Ryan Seacrest, that's for damn sure.

    That explains the nature T-shirt you were wearing with the wolf on it too. Its all coming together. ^_^
  • funjen1972
    funjen1972 Posts: 949 Member
    The worst? Any blind date. Just had one today after swearing them off several years ago. Never again (please remind me of this again in a few years lol)

    Another time was the '50lbs heavier than the photo' guy who sweated profusely during our first date. Excessively. Dripping. Brow wiping. Sloppy wet. Ewwww. He said he ran earlier in the morning to look thinner (HA!) and must have some residual effects. I was polite, we talked and ate (sorta). I then paid for mine separate. *guys - this means we're not at all interested* He walked me to my car, gave me an awkward hug and slowly whispered "I love you, Jenny" OH. MY. WHAAAAATTTTT? I bolted. He continued to contact me until I threatened a protection order. The end.

  • GreenGoddess22
    GreenGoddess22 Posts: 3,824 Member
    In college, went on a date with a guy. For some reason he was really proud of the fact he could burp the alphabet. I asked him not to, he did anyway and ended up throwing up right as he got to F. Seriously disgusting, I ran the hell away and never spoke to him again.
  • bhadbahabi
    bhadbahabi Posts: 575 Member
    This one guy kept asking me to rate stuff on a scale of 1-10. The date, the kiss, other extracurriculars.. Not worst but kinda weird. He also did dip (ew) and when I was telling him how gross it was he dared me to try it and I did. I spent probably 30 minutes in a gas station bathroom washing my mouth out and feeling sick to my stomach. Idk...I guess that was a bad date but on the plus side he was gorgeous so I put up with it.
  • ButterIsGood
    ButterIsGood Posts: 201 Member
    Wow y'all definetly had it worse than I lol.
  • kcs76
    kcs76 Posts: 244 Member
    I had been talking with a guy for awhile and finally we set a date. We met up at a Ruby Tuesday, which was ok..... It was in a mall, and after he wanted to cruise the mall...walking around in and out of stores..like when I did in high school with my friends. We were in our early 30's!! And then when we got back to my car, I always drive separate, and he tried to pin me against the car and shove his tongue down my throat while groping me. So again, much like high school.