Minimum Commitment Required to be Your MFP Friend
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »If you aren't an a- hole or a drama king/queen you'll be kept. I'm a sucky friend though so if youre expecting tons of wall love.. you will most likely delete me.
Occasionally I do delete inactive of over 2 months.
Shut tha fk up! You love drama! She is a sucky friend though she’s always trying to stick her tongue down my throat even though I’ve made it clear I’m straight! 😜0 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »If you aren't an a- hole or a drama king/queen you'll be kept. I'm a sucky friend though so if youre expecting tons of wall love.. you will most likely delete me.
Occasionally I do delete inactive of over 2 months.
Shut tha fk up! You love drama! She is a sucky friend though she’s always trying to stick her tongue down my throat even though I’ve made it clear I’m straight! 😜
Ohhh pulllease , you're always giving me that come hither look.. I know ya want me 😂
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »If you aren't an a- hole or a drama king/queen you'll be kept. I'm a sucky friend though so if youre expecting tons of wall love.. you will most likely delete me.
Occasionally I do delete inactive of over 2 months.
Shut tha fk up! You love drama! She is a sucky friend though she’s always trying to stick her tongue down my throat even though I’ve made it clear I’m straight! 😜
Ohhh pulllease , you're always giving me that come hither look.. I know ya want me 😂
See ^^^ 😬😂1 -
Try to be at least somewhat grammatically correct. Try to be online occasionally. And add me as I most likely will not add you because hey, this isn't myfaceyspacebook.............oh wait, it is. :P2
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All you've gotta do is tell me I'm pretty.
Just kidding, I have literally zero standards.1 -
If you’re not generally mea0
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leut_underpants wrote: »Keto_N_Iron wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »There's an acceptance process. Once you're in, you're in. Until you're out, but that's happened very rarely. I only cut people who don't come around anymore - no interaction required, just an account active in the last millennia or so.
the mysterious process.. no one will ever know the details huh?
I dunno, seems at least 15 people besides me know. It's not exactly a state secret.
Apparently printing your name over my boobs did not work.
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Keep your azz pics off my feed.
Do not play TMI Tuesday and post answers in separate posts.
No political shiz. I get enough of that on FB.
Be real. No faceless torso pics.
Message in request is a must.
Know that I will not flirt message with you or "crush" you.
Accept that I'm moody and fickle sometimes and will disappear periodically. I don't have much time or energy to PM. Know most of my posts are littered with curse words and non fitness related stuff. I don't accept many new requests and I have way too many pending.
I suck. Seriously, idk why I'm still around here anymore. 😋6 -
Avocado_AS5 wrote: »Keep your azz pics off my feed.
Do not play TMI Tuesday and post answers in separate posts.
No political shiz. I get enough of that on FB.
Be real. No faceless torso pics.
Message in request is a must.
Know that I will not flirt message with you or "crush" you.
Accept that I'm moody and fickle sometimes and will disappear periodically. I don't have much time or energy to PM. Know most of my posts are littered with curse words and non fitness related stuff. I don't accept many new requests and I have way too many pending.
I suck. Seriously, idk why I'm still around here anymore. 😋
*quietly deleted *kitten* pic and nine paragraph explicit message*
Got it.1 -
I just let anyone in! Its the advantage of online versus in person friends, here if you annoy me I can just ignore the posts. If you chose not to interact but want to use me to get that one more friend, what the hell, I'm a nice guy and it doesn't impact me. So why have requirements. Now I assume the ladies have a bit more of an issue with dudes and other ladies always trying to hit on them, but luckily as a middle aged married guy, I don't have that issue.1
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I accept pretty much everyone, no real requirements. I tend to be active on my newsfeed and those of my friends, so I like when those people are as well!
If you post political content or are absent for more than 2 weeks, you get the axe.0 -
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Avocado_AS5 wrote: »Keep your azz pics off my feed.
Do not play TMI Tuesday and post answers in separate posts.
No political shiz. I get enough of that on FB.
Be real. No faceless torso pics.
Message in request is a must.
Know that I will not flirt message with you or "crush" you.
Accept that I'm moody and fickle sometimes and will disappear periodically. I don't have much time or energy to PM. Know most of my posts are littered with curse words and non fitness related stuff. I don't accept many new requests and I have way too many pending.
I suck. Seriously, idk why I'm still around here anymore. 😋
I don't know why we are friends..I flirt with you all the time
and post booty pics... 1 -
Keep your expectations low and I’m an awesome friend!🙂0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »
Luvs ya back my low maintenance sista.😙1 -
i sort of gave up on being picky who im friends with and just accept everyone xD Its rare i go through the homepage to high five people or comment....it happens but not often...so id be a hypocrite if i hated on others for not kissing my *kitten* lol0
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Don't Lurk or be a Jerk and we're good.0
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You must sign an oath acknowledging your undying commitment to excellence. I will require a spare key for your town house and a refrigerator well stocked with the blue flavored Gatorade.4
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You must sign an oath acknowledging your undying commitment to excellence. I will require a spare key for your town house and a refrigerator well stocked with the blue flavored Gatorade.
I was soooo close
I could smell the friend request coming.. but I dont have the blue variety 😭 0 -
FeelinFooFoo wrote: »Human = check
Pulse = check
Your in.
Nah I'm more fussy than that. Gotta be under 200 years old. That's it. Do you make the grade ??
.... would you settle for 203 ?
Remember The Maine !3 -
leut_underpants wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »Keep your azz pics off my feed.
Do not play TMI Tuesday and post answers in separate posts.
No political shiz. I get enough of that on FB.
Be real. No faceless torso pics.
Message in request is a must.
Know that I will not flirt message with you or "crush" you.
Accept that I'm moody and fickle sometimes and will disappear periodically. I don't have much time or energy to PM. Know most of my posts are littered with curse words and non fitness related stuff. I don't accept many new requests and I have way too many pending.
I suck. Seriously, idk why I'm still around here anymore. 😋
I violate at least 80% of these, and yet we are tied at the hip. :bigsmile:
You barely even post. People think you're some mysterious being and clamor to gain your attention in hope that you release them from the human soup that is your pending friend requests.
Trust me y'all, he only posts about golfing sometimes. 🤣
But I still love ya friend. 😘2 -
Avocado_AS5 wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »Keep your azz pics off my feed.
Do not play TMI Tuesday and post answers in separate posts.
No political shiz. I get enough of that on FB.
Be real. No faceless torso pics.
Message in request is a must.
Know that I will not flirt message with you or "crush" you.
Accept that I'm moody and fickle sometimes and will disappear periodically. I don't have much time or energy to PM. Know most of my posts are littered with curse words and non fitness related stuff. I don't accept many new requests and I have way too many pending.
I suck. Seriously, idk why I'm still around here anymore. 😋
I violate at least 80% of these, and yet we are tied at the hip. :bigsmile:
You barely even post. People think you're some mysterious being and clamor to gain your attention in hope that you release them from the human soup that is your pending friend requests.
Trust me y'all, he only posts about golfing sometimes. 🤣
But I still love ya friend. 😘
This is def me0 -
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Must show that you actually use this site. I don’t care how but just some kind of activity and I will accept you and won’t cut you.2
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I luvs Boo 
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