Minimum Commitment Required to be Your MFP Friend

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  • bhadbahabi
    bhadbahabi Posts: 575 Member
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    You have to send me one nude a month and it has to be professionally done.
  • bhadbahabi
    bhadbahabi Posts: 575 Member
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    leut_underpants wrote: »
    bhadbahabi wrote: »
    You have to send me one nude a month and it has to be professionally done.

    Define professional. Like a degreed accountant? She has a great camera.

    Look. If the quality is there I don’t have to know.
  • bhadbahabi
    bhadbahabi Posts: 575 Member
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    Cutemesoon wrote: »
    bhadbahabi wrote: »
    You have to send me one nude a month and it has to be professionally done.

    15568854?wid=488&hei=488&fmt=pjpeg
    This is professionally done. I promise to send 1 at least once a month. Can we be friends now?

    I hate loopholes and will have to rephrase the contract when renewal comes up but this is acceptable, for now. 🎟
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
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    Will tell me my pp is creepy on a daily basis
  • Cutemesoon
    Cutemesoon Posts: 2,646 Member
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    *Must log in regularly
    *Must include a message with the request (if possible, state where u found my profile. I've been getting requests from people I've never seen in forums.)
    *Don't request me if ur just trying to get ur #'s up
    *Interact with me at least once every 3-6 months
    *Keep grammatical errors to a minimum
    *Don't ask me to send you pics
    *Don't be a jerk
    *If I decide to flirt with you, realize that i'm just playing. Don't take it serious.
    *Humour is always welcomed as long as it's not corny
  • competeagain
    competeagain Posts: 770 Member
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    Cutemesoon wrote: »
    *Must log in regularly
    *Must include a message with the request (if possible, state where u found my profile. I've been getting requests from people I've never seen in forums.)
    *Don't request me if ur just trying to get ur #'s up
    *Interact with me at least once every 3-6 months
    *Keep grammatical errors to a minimum
    *Don't ask me to send you pics
    *Don't be a jerk
    *If I decide to flirt with you, realize that i'm just playing. Don't take it serious.
    *Humour is always welcomed as long as it's not corny

    That’s a lot of requirements.
  • Cutemesoon
    Cutemesoon Posts: 2,646 Member
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    competeagain wrote: »
    Cutemesoon wrote: »

    That’s a lot of requirements.

    I like to think of them as suggestions. Only these 2 are requirements:
    *Must log in regularly
    *Don't be a jerk
  • competeagain
    competeagain Posts: 770 Member
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    Cutemesoon wrote: »
    competeagain wrote: »
    Cutemesoon wrote: »

    That’s a lot of requirements.

    I like to think of them as suggestions. Only these 2 are requirements:
    *Must log in regularly
    *Don't be a jerk

    That’s a lot of requirements.
  • Cutemesoon
    Cutemesoon Posts: 2,646 Member
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    competeagain wrote: »
    Cutemesoon wrote: »
    competeagain wrote: »
    Cutemesoon wrote: »

    That’s a lot of requirements.

    I like to think of them as suggestions. Only these 2 are requirements:
    *Must log in regularly
    *Don't be a jerk

    That’s a lot of requirements.

    Lol. 😆😆😆 A lot for you. Hopefully not for a nice future MFP friend.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    The ones who are there are there for life unless they stop logging in for a while or turn into a total *kitten* face. Any new requests better have a message and be prepared to answer some pretty weird questions.

    examples?
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
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    leut_underpants wrote: »
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    Will tell me my pp is creepy on a daily basis

    You have a creepy peepee

    Also picture is o_O

    You may not be my friend with that kind of language
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    The ones who are there are there for life unless they stop logging in for a while or turn into a total *kitten* face. Any new requests better have a message and be prepared to answer some pretty weird questions.

    examples?

    I had to describe my perfect Sunday...
  • Pour_Decisions
    Pour_Decisions Posts: 1,053 Member
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    Ask me nicely and don't judge me by the drunk PMs I'll send you.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,793 Member
    edited September 2018
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    Similar tastes. They like motorcycles, bourbon, BBQ and cigars.
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,977 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    The ones who are there are there for life unless they stop logging in for a while or turn into a total *kitten* face. Any new requests better have a message and be prepared to answer some pretty weird questions.

    examples?

    I can't give away all the creepiness that I have to offer, but things like:
    How do you feel about clowns?
    Will you help me hide the body?

    Do I have have to dress like a clown to help hide the body?????
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
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    leut_underpants wrote: »
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    Will tell me my pp is creepy on a daily basis

    You have a creepy peepee

    Also picture is o_O

    You may not be my friend with that kind of language

    Creepy snackerdoodle, then :flowerforyou:
    @mustacheU2Lift

    I'm conversant with most topics of interest to you... not so much the snackerdoodle, but I'm a quick study... just saying
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    empresssue wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    The ones who are there are there for life unless they stop logging in for a while or turn into a total *kitten* face. Any new requests better have a message and be prepared to answer some pretty weird questions.

    examples?

    I can't give away all the creepiness that I have to offer, but things like:
    How do you feel about clowns?
    Will you help me hide the body?

    Do I have have to dress like a clown to help hide the body?????

    Actually, that's a great idea. Then they can't call it a hate crime

    Is that an issue you run into quite regularly?
  • CNG24
    CNG24 Posts: 432 Member
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    Have a side job as a getaway driver. Too specific? 😁

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