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  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_WingsBullet_with_Butterfly_Wings Member Posts: 5,545 Member Member Posts: 5,545 Member
    Animals talk

    So much yes.

    But then they also so needy. Can you imagine 3am, your dog on your bed.

    “I have to pee”
    “I have to pee”
    “I have to pee”
    “I peed on your favourite shoes”

    I'm scared at what my dog would have to say.... he's kinda creepy 😆🐶

    Hahaha, your dog is a stalker, in your case I would be very afraid lol.

    I'd have to sit their and listen to him plot and plan. What exactly I do not know... but that dog is always up to something... always watching 😅
  • caco_ethescaco_ethes Member Posts: 11,962 Member Member Posts: 11,962 Member
    @SnackherBarrell is my manservant :laugh:

    Youd hate it I'd be terrible

    Mom can confirm
  • MotorsheenMotorsheen Member Posts: 20,197 Member Member Posts: 20,197 Member
    Animals talk

    Good Lord, I can here my dog now....

    "Chicken, did you buy chicken? You know it's my favorite. What's the matter? Don't you love me? We should go for another walk... but this time let's spend more time at the park and maybe stop by the grocery store on the way home for more treats, and chicken... Did I mention that chicken is my favorite? And I'm kinda sorry that I threw up on your favorite rug; it wasn't my fault. .......You should pet me now."

    She would never shut up.
  • slimgirljo15slimgirljo15 Member Posts: 265,931 Member Member Posts: 265,931 Member
    @SnackherBarrell is my manservant :laugh:

    Youd hate it I'd be terrible

    I have a training system that would guarantee you'd be the best servant ever.. :D
  • cdlee05mfpcdlee05mfp Member Posts: 1,139 Member Member Posts: 1,139 Member
    cdlee05mfp wrote: »
    Everybody knows your name. And they’re always glad you came.

    Hey! You stole my line >:)

    i did?!! ahh crap, sorry. was the first thing that popped in my head.

    *edit...credit to cheers and the meg
  • VersicolourVersicolour Member Posts: 7,012 Member Member Posts: 7,012 Member
    People don't expect to get things cheaply because they are homemade. Where they realize that the cost of making it is higher than the factory because we already are paying marked up prices for raw materials and the time we are putting into making it is time that could be spent with our families. There is so much more to it than just the physical stuff that goes in
  • alexa0nealexa0ne Member Posts: 90 Member Member Posts: 90 Member
    cancer isn’t a thing.

    Same.
  • cdlee05mfpcdlee05mfp Member Posts: 1,139 Member Member Posts: 1,139 Member
    "Ain't no thang but a chicken wang" is a commonly used saying

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  • MotorsheenMotorsheen Member Posts: 20,197 Member Member Posts: 20,197 Member
    "Ain't no thang but a chicken wang" is a commonly used saying

    Wait.

    It's not already?
  • MichelleWithMoxieMichelleWithMoxie Member, Premium Posts: 1,819 Member Member, Premium Posts: 1,819 Member
    Where MFP mods had a sense of humor!?!?!

    Second this! Also, whenever I post anything even slightly criticizing the mods, my post gets deleted & I get a warning. Yet nada for this 🙄🙄😒
  • Mean_SpiceMean_Spice Member Posts: 279 Member Member Posts: 279 Member
    Where PTSD did not exist or the reasons for it
  • mustacheU2LiftmustacheU2Lift Member Posts: 5,844 Member Member Posts: 5,844 Member
    Where grass did not grow greener
  • 81Katz81Katz Member Posts: 7,077 Member Member Posts: 7,077 Member
    Where my Insurance covered rehab for Wheat Thins. 🙄
  • competeagaincompeteagain Member Posts: 770 Member Member Posts: 770 Member
    Where children aren't bullied

    Where it’s ok to punch bullies
  • competeagaincompeteagain Member Posts: 770 Member Member Posts: 770 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    where people have a 30 second teaser trailer that plays when i meet them just so i know what im getting into

    That is so ridiculously awesome hahahaha
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