Food as a substitute for sex?

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  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
    spanish_liza wrote: »
    Idk about y’all but I’d rather have sex then eat

    Well that makes one of us! If I could have:

    1) Unlimited sex
    2) Unlimited food without gaining weight

    Easy decision.
  • jjpptt2
    jjpptt2 Posts: 5,650 Member
    This is chit chat, and half the time I can't tell what's legit and what's chit chat being chit chat... so I'm just going to ask...

    Is this for real? Eating to fulfill unmet desire? That's a thing?
  • jathanaseas
    jathanaseas Posts: 609 Member
    spanish_liza wrote: »
    Idk about y’all but I’d rather have sex then eat

    I see we are on the same page
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    I have so many questions. :grimace:

  • shaf238
    shaf238 Posts: 4,022 Member
    AgainWithTheSurfyPants wrote: »
    No, no, no you're doing it wrong! First the sexing then the fooding.

    @SabAteNine beat me to it... Why not both!
  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,867 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    There is no substitute for either, so the rational approach should be

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    Preferably not at the same time, though. I think that would be messy.

    That’s why the baby Jesus gave us rubber sheets.

    I thought that was for when you finally have to substitute sex with an oxygen tank but I'm having a revelation now.

    For best results, aim at least for a zero-sum game, calorie wise:smiley:

    Can't be done. I'ma slather ya in marshmallow fluff and use your now fluffy whiteness as a canvas for a Jackson Pollack Hershey's syrup classic.

    Wait. Did I actually type that or just think it?

    I vote for sleep, too...

    And fwiw I'm more partial to surrealism than abstract expressionism.

    Well, hello Dali!

    Oh you're a determined one.
    My art teacher way back would be so so proud!
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  • striderb
    striderb Posts: 5,843 Member
    Nothing is a substitute for good sex.
  • go_cubs
    go_cubs Posts: 1,183 Member
    jathanaseas wrote: »
    spanish_liza wrote: »
    Idk about y’all but I’d rather have sex then eat

    I see we are on the same page

    That’s what I’m talking about
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
    AgainWithTheSurfyPants wrote: »
    No, no, no you're doing it wrong! First the sexing then the fooding.

    I'm not concerned about the order of operations here, let's just get this party started @AgainWithTheSurfyPants
  • bhadbahabi
    bhadbahabi Posts: 575 Member
    Sex and I mean that soul merging kind, I would choose over any of my favorite foods. If we are talking about both being just mediocre then I will choose the mediocre food.
  • go_cubs
    go_cubs Posts: 1,183 Member
    projectsix wrote: »
    spanish_liza wrote: »
    Idk about y’all but I’d rather have sex then eat

    Well that makes one of us! If I could have:

    1) Unlimited sex
    2) Unlimited food without gaining weight

    Easy decision.

    This would be heaven tbh
  • shaf238
    shaf238 Posts: 4,022 Member
    Well I'm bulking right now and seeing as how sex burns way too many calories I'd have to choose food LOL
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    shaf238 wrote: »
    Well I'm bulking right now and seeing as how sex burns way too many calories I'd have to choose food LOL

    People that bulk have sex too, just eat a couple of oreos after and you are good.
  • shaf238
    shaf238 Posts: 4,022 Member
    Sex AND oreos?! >:)
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  • KimbersNewLife
    KimbersNewLife Posts: 646 Member
    _Maid_of_Mischief_ wrote: »
    Cucumbers?

    🤣😂👏👏👏👏
  • Chael2dot0
    Chael2dot0 Posts: 1,189 Member
    Alluring72 wrote: »
    Anyone else struggling with this?

    Not at all.

    What do you use as a substitute for food and sex when you aren't hungry and can't attend to your sexual urges?

    Never happens.
    #fapnchowalways

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  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings Posts: 5,545 Member
    I'd rather have both, frequently.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »
    I'd rather have both, frequently.

    At this point, getting either is worthy of boasting.


    "I hate to brag, but I got a solid seven hours of sleep last night."
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    Sex >>>> Food
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  • Punksprincess83
    Punksprincess83 Posts: 222 Member
    Maybe that's why I tend to over eat my mind is always on sex lol but if I had the choice I'd pick sex over food any day of the week.
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  • Frieswithdatshake
    Frieswithdatshake Posts: 630 Member
    @Alluring72 have you ever worked out with Ben Wa Balls in you? Suuuper satisfying, helps with the sex urge and you can still be in public (ie the gym) trying to fight the food urge.
  • bojack5
    bojack5 Posts: 2,859 Member
    Im not much of a foodie......so i doubt it could take the place of sexie....from what i remember ;)
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Why do we have to choose between the two? I say Food during Sex.
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