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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    If Brie Larson married Alison Brie she would be Brie Brie.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Everything the first person on Mars does will set a world record.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
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    cee134 wrote: »
    If Brie Larson married Alison Brie she would be Brie Brie.

    hopefully she would just not change her name
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    If Brie Larson married Alison Brie she would be Brie Brie.

    hopefully she would just not change her name

    Sometimes I feel like you don't understand the internet. ;)
  • cee134
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    A decapitated Centaur is also a Headless Horseman.
  • Sunshine_And_Sand
    Sunshine_And_Sand Posts: 1,320 Member
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    Here's a "fact" that a guy I used to work with always used to say. It was meant to be sort of a cheesy saying, but it is undeniably true.

    "Wherever you go, there you are."
  • cee134
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    Umbrellas are just portable ceilings.
  • hickchic67
    hickchic67 Posts: 802 Member
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    sarjenki wrote: »
    Here's a "fact" that a guy I used to work with always used to say. It was meant to be sort of a cheesy saying, but it is undeniably true.

    "Wherever you go, there you are."

    the famous words of Buckaroo Bonzai!
  • cee134
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    Writing on someone's cast is the perfect time to add insult to injury.
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    When C3P0 says "thank the maker" he is praising Darth Vader.
  • Chael2dot0
    Chael2dot0 Posts: 1,189 Member
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    I dropped 3.6 pounds in just over a week getting back on track. 26 pounds to go to my new goal.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Egg + Mayo = Egg Salad,
    Potato + Mayo = Potato Salad,
    Chicken + Mayo = Chicken Salad,
    Math proves mayo turns food into salad.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    A doorway is just a super short tunnel.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Today (2018102) is a palindrome.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    Today (2018102) is a palindrome.

    But today is 1022018?
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
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    cee134 wrote: »
    4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    If Brie Larson married Alison Brie she would be Brie Brie.

    hopefully she would just not change her name

    Sometimes I feel like you don't understand the internet. ;)

    that could be?
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
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    Integration of the gene that allows retrovirus fusion and entry into host cells may have caused the evolution of placentas; without viruses evolution of mammals may never have happened.
  • cee134
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    The Avengers blew a 5-1 infinity stone lead.

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