My date with the person above me was going great until...
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She ditched me for Bill’s parents’ chocolate cake1
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She poisoned me0
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He called his side chick0
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I passed out from the choke hold she had me in1
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I got over excited to the previous comment0
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I choked him too0
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She ate all my chocolate cake0
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He grabbed the salt and pepper shakers and put them in his pockets0
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we fought over the last piece of chocolate cake0
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I smushed the cake in her face. She didn't appreciate the moisturizing qualities of frosting0
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She was mad I kept beating her in armwrastlin' ....... always over cake.0
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She got up to go look at the dessert case and never came back. I later saw her in the back alley elbow deep in cake0
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Her cake fetish had gone too far0
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He had no money in his wallet0
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She had taken all the money out of my wallet0
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He ran off to the bathroom and didn’t come back0
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she asked for a new car0
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He discovered the Mrs Pac-man machine0
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I realized he ha sent his twin brother Mark in his place. Mark is the evil twin i was scared0
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Shes not a very good kisser0
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She decided to kiss more women0
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didn't like to watch me make out with other women0
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Misunderstood me not wanting to watch her make out with other women0
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He had a significant wardrobe malfunction in the restaurant0
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He kept referring to himself in the third person. "Bill is getting hungry".0
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He said we were going to go see an awesome movie and took me to some weird subtitled movie in Finnish0
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she wouldn't let go of my hand0
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She refused to wear the Wonder Woman underwear I bought her0
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he never washed his underwear0
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She told everyone of my laundry issue0
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