We broke up because...
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He kept getting mad that I kept taking his sweaters0
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She Wore Nothing But Turtleneck Sweaters0
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THEY LOOKED FABULOUS
He didn’t like my turtlenecks!0 -
I Couldn’t Kiss Her Neck
Because Of Those Kitten Turtlenecks 😆0 -
He looked better in my high heels0
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She didn't like my dorky personality while under the influence of caffeine 😝0
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He was constantly stealing my coffee1
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She talks in her sleep (according to the guy she was having an affair with)...1
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Because he thinks I would cheat on him~0
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Because She Cheated On Me😢0
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He cheated at Scrabble0
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She didn't enjoy my, dare I say, fantastic puns!0
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He says too many puns!0
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His puns were just too cool for me0
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She was allergic to me0
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He had this unhealthy obsession with pumpkins0
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He wouldn’t take off his Halloween costume0
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She0
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She stole my Halloween candy!!0
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