We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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When she got mad at me she put peanut butter on my privates while I was sleeping and then let the dog in the bedroom!0
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He had a weird peanut butter fetish.0
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She refused to call me Skippy, like I asked her to.0
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He was always licking my lips for me0
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She wouldn’t use chapstick0
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Her obsession with chapstick and not allowing me to use blistex0
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Her nose was always in a book....not reading...she just liked the way they smell0
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His idea of pitching and catching was actually pitching and catching. 🤣🤣🤣1
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His wife said I was a bad influence.0
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He always seemed to lose his head0
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He always bragged that his boobs were bigger than mine0
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She kept comparing boob sizes with various men0
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Was obsessed with my boobs0
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Her break dancing was too competitive0
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she would constantly whistle the love boat theme song0
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His daily v-neck shirts were cut down to his navel0
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Her v-neck sweaters weren't very low-cut.0
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He wanted us to live in his car0
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she insisted I speak in Russian accent0
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His Russian accent sounded like Daffy Duck0
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She hated succotash0
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He wouldn't eat succotash unless it separated into neat little piles0
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isn't it obvious???0
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She said she loved me but not as much as her B.O.B.
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He liked his blow up doll much better than me0
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Because 5 of her 7 personalities were just to crazy for me. The other two were just the right amount of crazy but they just didn't come around enough.0
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I didn't know we were even together so yes I was really surprised when he broke up with me over SnapChat!0
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they were dating each other0
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Got tired of her parole officer always calling me for her whereabouts.0
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He always had a headache and the only way to help his headache was TBagging!0
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