What’s the worse thing you’ve come home to?
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MistressSara wrote: »The house robbed. A stalker on the doorstep. These days it’s just the kids’ mess.
Was your house robbed by your stalker?1 -
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I was going to say poop on the rug. From my dog. But since I read about the stalker I’d have to say poop on the rug from a stalker robber AND my dog.
= I thought it said what was the worse thing you could come home to. I never actually came home to find some stalker robber pooping on my carpet.
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I have a Great Dane and a Doberdane. They both had a stomach bug. The one "had an accident" (an extremely graphic CSI type accident) and the other vomited about it profusely.3
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driving through the gates "awww, hubs let the chickens out, they must be enjoying the fun"
pull around the house "oh *kitten*, that's a fox"5 -
I guess you could say I came home and was 'dogless'.
Got home and found my garage door open. We have a doggie door from back door in garage leading to the back yard, when I pull up my dogs always greet me (I have 3) 😢 Found them wondering around the neighborhood after about an hour of looking. I almost had 3 heart attacks that day.8 -
One more, I came home last week and their was dead rabbit on the back door steps. My oldest dog picked it up like it was a stuffed toy, started shaking and playing with it. She obviously caught it and killed it for fun.
She is now known as the 'bunny killer'.3 -
We had a puppy who ate a photo album. He also ate part of some toys and a sock. He tried to eat the tv remote. We learned a great deal about puppy proofing and keeping him confined in a safe area from that one day.
Went out one night and was stuck away from home by a severe winter storm. Got home next day and a big tree was down in the front yard.2 -
Had just moved after my divorce. Pulled into my driveway looked in my review mirror to my kitkat on the side of the road. RIP kitkat.11
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Left my 2 dogs in the kitchen, thinking I had dog proofed it pretty well.... got home and they had torn open a 24 pack of coke and popped all the cans. There was no soda anywhere though, so I guess they licked up all 24 cans worth? I am still amazed I didn't have to clean up vomit after that little adventure.... or maybe they did all that before I got home as well and cleaned it up themselves. I try not to think about it too much.5
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A busted water heater that had flooded the garage.4
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4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »Left my 2 dogs in the kitchen, thinking I had dog proofed it pretty well.... got home and they had torn open a 24 pack of coke and popped all the cans. There was no soda anywhere though, so I guess they licked up all 24 cans worth? I am still amazed I didn't have to clean up vomit after that little adventure.... or maybe they did all that before I got home as well and cleaned it up themselves. I try not to think about it too much.
This sounds so much like what my dog would do, cannot leave her alone in the house, I'm still missing a front decorative license plate I had on my car a few years back. No doubt she ate it. :laugh:
Sounds like your dogs were partners in crime. Were they caffeinated cokes? I'm surprised that you did not have 'that' kind of mess to clean up either. Yikes.2 -
There was a bat hanging out on my window and my dog peed on my bed I got to say that was the worst cause I didn’t know until I layed down
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alywei3773 wrote: »I have a Great Dane and a Doberdane. They both had a stomach bug. The one "had an accident" (an extremely graphic CSI type accident) and the other vomited about it profusely.
Similarly, two of my former dogs had some kind of intestinal thing going on. Came home to liquefied feces all over the rooms to which they had access and then got anointed when their happy wagging tails swept through it.
I've also come home on several occasions to unstuffed dog beds. They can pack a remarkable amount of stuffing into those things.4 -
4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »Left my 2 dogs in the kitchen, thinking I had dog proofed it pretty well.... got home and they had torn open a 24 pack of coke and popped all the cans. There was no soda anywhere though, so I guess they licked up all 24 cans worth? I am still amazed I didn't have to clean up vomit after that little adventure.... or maybe they did all that before I got home as well and cleaned it up themselves. I try not to think about it too much.
This sounds so much like what my dog would do, cannot leave her alone in the house, I'm still missing a front decorative license plate I had on my car a few years back. No doubt she ate it. :laugh:
Sounds like your dogs were partners in crime. Were they caffeinated cokes? I'm surprised that you did not have 'that' kind of mess to clean up either. Yikes.
Yeah it was regular coke. I couldn't even yell at them because I couldn't believe it. A small part of me still thinks leprechauns broke into my house that day or something.1 -
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I took over my sister's penthouse apartment in my senior year at high school. A distant cousin convinced my housekeeper to let her into my flat, without my permission, where she'd proceeded to have sex with her surfer boyfriend. I arrived, after athletics practice to my maid on the staircase, with my laundry basket on her lap, with my distant cousin's oinking climax noises echoing down the stairs and through the windows. I'd entered my flat, seeing them in full coitus. Expletives followed from me to her, as he was my sister's ex.
Suffice it to say, I was pissed off , as a lot of rumours about me were rampant. With all my commitments, near impossible to do ... It made sense that day. Bloody tramp was doing her darndest to ruin me.3 -
whole neighborhood destroyed by a tornado.6
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tinkerhellraiser wrote: »my girl was four years old and it was winter and some piece of *kitten* bought her a pack of 20 vials of extrafine glitter as a birthday present (probably the equivalent of like two sandwich baggies full of glitter)
i walked to mail box, ran into neighbor, got to chatting
came back inside where she was tossing the glitter behind her while skipping thru the house wearing fairy wings, she’d emptied all the vials. it was on tables and sofa and carpet and computers and pantry and counters and cats and lil brother and pillows and beds and shoes and bookshelf and in the cracks of the hardwood floors and in her hair and on her skin and i think i breathed some so i prolly have glitter induced mesothelioma and she’s 9 now but there’s still glitter in cracks of hardwood floors
😂😂😂😂 I'm sorry but omg! Priceless!1 -
December 1983 we'd been married 6 months and lived in a single-story apartment building. I had a blue car. Mrs. had a tan car. Both cars could park directly in front of my apartment. I had a job and drove the blue car. She had a job and drove the tan car. One day she and I together were away from the apartment in the blue car.
The worst thing I've ever come home to was a huge boot print on the open door of my apartment.
Nothing was amis. Nothing was stolen. Not even money clearly visible on the dinette had been taken. The only clue was that my wife's tan car was alone in the parking lot at the time of the breakin. We did not sleep in that apartment again.3 -
tinkerhellraiser wrote: »my girl was four years old and it was winter and some piece of *kitten* bought her a pack of 20 vials of extrafine glitter as a birthday present (probably the equivalent of like two sandwich baggies full of glitter)
i walked to mail box, ran into neighbor, got to chatting
came back inside where she was tossing the glitter behind her while skipping thru the house wearing fairy wings, she’d emptied all the vials. it was on tables and sofa and carpet and computers and pantry and counters and cats and lil brother and pillows and beds and shoes and bookshelf and in the cracks of the hardwood floors and in her hair and on her skin and i think i breathed some so i prolly have glitter induced mesothelioma and she’s 9 now but there’s still glitter in cracks of hardwood floors
Omgoodness!
My son got into the craft supplies at the age of 3... Stamping. Ink. Everywhere.1 -
SurfyReturnZ wrote: »When I was a kid..walking in on my parents having sex on the washing machine
No honey they were just "fixing things"....unlike my parents who I only believe had the s word 3 times....there are 4 of us but one brother was made from worm puke😏.....I told him that at 7 when he burned my barbies in the bbq, and I'm sticking to it!😁4 -
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CoffeeAndContour wrote: »My Grandpa, passed away on the sofa. On another occasion my Father, being resuscitated by paramedics. My house broken into.
Aside from that it’s not been bad.
💔😟I'm so sorry!1 -
777Gemma888 wrote: »I took over my sister's penthouse apartment in my senior year at high school. A distant cousin convinced my housekeeper to let her into my flat, without my permission, where she'd proceeded to have sex with her surfer boyfriend. I arrived, after athletics practice to my maid on the staircase, with my laundry basket on her lap, with my distant cousin's oinking climax noises echoing down the stairs and through the windows. I'd entered my flat, seeing them in full coitus. Expletives followed from me to her, as he was my sister's ex.
Suffice it to say, I was pissed off , as a lot of rumours about me were rampant. With all my commitments, near impossible to do ... It made sense that day. Bloody tramp was doing her darndest to ruin me.
Hugs sister!!!! Omg not Ks man?!💔 What a tramp-o-line!!! 😟I'm so proud of you!!!😘0 -
seltzermint555 wrote: »whole neighborhood destroyed by a tornado.
Wow!💔😟1
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