You’re not getting a gift from me, because..
caco_ethes
Posts: 11,962 Member
Tell whoever why they fell off your list this year.
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When I told you I thought it would be funny to buy all my friends $20 gift cards to Taco Bell, you told me that would be a huge waste of $407
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Because you are not an immediate blood relative.1
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Your house is such a hoard mound there's no walking path and the last time I stepped in cat poopoo while wearing sandals.2
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Because you can fly to Colorado this weekend for your granddaughter's bday party but couldn't drive .5 miles for your other granddaughter's bday party back in July.4
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »Because you can fly to Colorado this weekend for your granddaughter's bday party but couldn't drive .5 miles for your other granddaughter's bday party back in July.
Okay now that’s some bullshrimp2 -
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I have begged and begged for us to stop our annual "gift" exchanges. We essentially trade money (checks or gift cards). This year I am going to stop whether or not anyone else does. I am done.3
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You nicknamed me Hank8
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Because you can't even say thank you. Ask your mom to teach you manners and you might get more gifts you little prick.7
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DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »Because you are not an immediate blood relative.
Because you are an immediate blood relative.1 -
Because I don't know you.0
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because the gift i wanna give you is just too hard. i don't really wanna wrap it up either.
i'd need to give you my package in person as well; just seeing your hands on it would feel really nice to me.
i'm sure your eyes would get really wide too and you'd scream in happiness when you finally got it.
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its me, the gift is myself. i'm such a good friend and it'd be nice to finally meet you IRL, but yeah it's too difficult to wrap myself up and ship myself via the USPS and i don't think they'd even let me tbh. they have so many rules.
anyhow, hope you still have a merry xmas!11 -
caco_ethes wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »Because you can fly to Colorado this weekend for your granddaughter's bday party but couldn't drive .5 miles for your other granddaughter's bday party back in July.
Okay now that’s some bullshrimp
Gotta love mother in laws..... or not.2 -
I asked you what you wanted and all I got was told I should know what you want.1
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because the gift i wanna give you is just too hard. i don't really wanna wrap it up either.
i'd need to give you my package in person as well; just seeing your hands on it would feel really nice to me.
i'm sure your eyes would get really wide too and you'd scream in happiness when you finally got it.
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its me, the gift is myself. i'm such a good friend and it'd be nice to finally meet you IRL, but yeah it's too difficult to wrap myself up and ship myself via the USPS and i don't think they'd even let me tbh. they have so many rules.
anyhow, hope you still have a merry xmas!
You know what else you can’t ship vis usps? Fresh fruits and vegetables. I’ve been really mad about it ever since i looked it up a minute ago1 -
because the gift i wanna give you is just too hard. i don't really wanna wrap it up either.
i'd need to give you my package in person as well; just seeing your hands on it would feel really nice to me.
i'm sure your eyes would get really wide too and you'd scream in happiness when you finally got it.
*Prepares Justin Timberlake gif with much delight*...
its me, the gift is myself. i'm such a good friend and it'd be nice to finally meet you IRL, but yeah it's too difficult to wrap myself up and ship myself via the USPS and i don't think they'd even let me tbh. they have so many rules.
anyhow, hope you still have a merry xmas!
*Sadly deletes gif *
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sick_salad_bro wrote: »FeelinFooFoo wrote: »You are an a hole and I hate you. Only gift your getting is my middle finger.
*blows raspberry*
Where are ya putting that thing?
I think she said it in the first sentence
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DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »sick_salad_bro wrote: »FeelinFooFoo wrote: »You are an a hole and I hate you. Only gift your getting is my middle finger.
*blows raspberry*
Where are ya putting that thing?
I think she said it in the first sentence
Seems ambiguous.. I mean does she like the guy or not?0 -
caco_ethes wrote: »DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »sick_salad_bro wrote: »FeelinFooFoo wrote: »You are an a hole and I hate you. Only gift your getting is my middle finger.
*blows raspberry*
Where are ya putting that thing?
I think she said it in the first sentence
Seems ambiguous.. I mean does she like the guy or not?
I read it as she was stating a fact and speaking directly to the subject that would be receiving the gift.1 -
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DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »sick_salad_bro wrote: »FeelinFooFoo wrote: »You are an a hole and I hate you. Only gift your getting is my middle finger.
*blows raspberry*
Where are ya putting that thing?
I think she said it in the first sentence
Seems ambiguous.. I mean does she like the guy or not?
I read it as she was stating a fact and speaking directly to the subject that would be receiving the gift.
So the question is more ‘to whom does the subject belong to?’1 -
caco_ethes wrote: »DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »sick_salad_bro wrote: »FeelinFooFoo wrote: »You are an a hole and I hate you. Only gift your getting is my middle finger.
*blows raspberry*
Where are ya putting that thing?
I think she said it in the first sentence
Seems ambiguous.. I mean does she like the guy or not?
I read it as she was stating a fact and speaking directly to the subject that would be receiving the gift.
So the question is more ‘to whom does the subject belong to?’
Exactly! For all me know there is no one else.1 -
DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »sick_salad_bro wrote: »FeelinFooFoo wrote: »You are an a hole and I hate you. Only gift your getting is my middle finger.
*blows raspberry*
Where are ya putting that thing?
I think she said it in the first sentence
Seems ambiguous.. I mean does she like the guy or not?
I read it as she was stating a fact and speaking directly to the subject that would be receiving the gift.
So the question is more ‘to whom does the subject belong to?’
Exactly! For all me know there is no one else.
For all me know too2 -
caco_ethes wrote: »DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »sick_salad_bro wrote: »FeelinFooFoo wrote: »You are an a hole and I hate you. Only gift your getting is my middle finger.
*blows raspberry*
Where are ya putting that thing?
I think she said it in the first sentence
Seems ambiguous.. I mean does she like the guy or not?
I read it as she was stating a fact and speaking directly to the subject that would be receiving the gift.
So the question is more ‘to whom does the subject belong to?’
Exactly! For all me know there is no one else.
For all me know too
Not editing.2 -
Because I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate......
Which makes us absolutely nothing, which is what you are about to become.3 -
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DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »sick_salad_bro wrote: »FeelinFooFoo wrote: »You are an a hole and I hate you. Only gift your getting is my middle finger.
*blows raspberry*
Where are ya putting that thing?
I think she said it in the first sentence
Seems ambiguous.. I mean does she like the guy or not?
I read it as she was stating a fact and speaking directly to the subject that would be receiving the gift.
So the question is more ‘to whom does the subject belong to?’
Exactly! For all me know there is no one else.
For all me know too
Not editing.
I’d honestly be disappointed if you did0 -
Simply because you don’t deserve one.3
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tinkerhellraiser wrote: »because the gift i wanna give you is just too hard. i don't really wanna wrap it up either.
i'd need to give you my package in person as well; just seeing your hands on it would feel really nice to me.
i'm sure your eyes would get really wide too and you'd scream in happiness when you finally got it.
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its me, the gift is myself. i'm such a good friend and it'd be nice to finally meet you IRL, but yeah it's too difficult to wrap myself up and ship myself via the USPS and i don't think they'd even let me tbh. they have so many rules.
anyhow, hope you still have a merry xmas!
https://youtu.be/mI-YiaWDgB4
when she called Waldo a schmuck, i felt that1
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