You’re not getting a gift from me, because..

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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »
    sick_salad_bro wrote: »
    FeelinFooFoo wrote: »
    You are an a hole and I hate you. Only gift your getting is my middle finger.

    *blows raspberry*

    Where are ya putting that thing?

    I think she said it in the first sentence :o

    Seems ambiguous.. I mean does she like the guy or not?

    I read it as she was stating a fact and speaking directly to the subject that would be receiving the gift.

    So the question is more ‘to whom does the subject belong to?’
  • DawnOfTheDead_Lift
    DawnOfTheDead_Lift Posts: 753 Member
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    caco_ethes wrote: »
    DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »
    sick_salad_bro wrote: »
    FeelinFooFoo wrote: »
    You are an a hole and I hate you. Only gift your getting is my middle finger.

    *blows raspberry*

    Where are ya putting that thing?

    I think she said it in the first sentence :o

    Seems ambiguous.. I mean does she like the guy or not?

    I read it as she was stating a fact and speaking directly to the subject that would be receiving the gift.

    So the question is more ‘to whom does the subject belong to?’

    Exactly! For all me know there is no one else.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »
    sick_salad_bro wrote: »
    FeelinFooFoo wrote: »
    You are an a hole and I hate you. Only gift your getting is my middle finger.

    *blows raspberry*

    Where are ya putting that thing?

    I think she said it in the first sentence :o

    Seems ambiguous.. I mean does she like the guy or not?

    I read it as she was stating a fact and speaking directly to the subject that would be receiving the gift.

    So the question is more ‘to whom does the subject belong to?’

    Exactly! For all me know there is no one else.

    For all me know too
  • DawnOfTheDead_Lift
    DawnOfTheDead_Lift Posts: 753 Member
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    caco_ethes wrote: »
    DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »
    sick_salad_bro wrote: »
    FeelinFooFoo wrote: »
    You are an a hole and I hate you. Only gift your getting is my middle finger.

    *blows raspberry*

    Where are ya putting that thing?

    I think she said it in the first sentence :o

    Seems ambiguous.. I mean does she like the guy or not?

    I read it as she was stating a fact and speaking directly to the subject that would be receiving the gift.

    So the question is more ‘to whom does the subject belong to?’

    Exactly! For all me know there is no one else.

    For all me know too

    Not editing.
  • zorander6
    zorander6 Posts: 2,711 Member
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    Because I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate......

    Which makes us absolutely nothing, which is what you are about to become.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »
    sick_salad_bro wrote: »
    FeelinFooFoo wrote: »
    You are an a hole and I hate you. Only gift your getting is my middle finger.

    *blows raspberry*

    Where are ya putting that thing?

    I think she said it in the first sentence :o

    Seems ambiguous.. I mean does she like the guy or not?

    I read it as she was stating a fact and speaking directly to the subject that would be receiving the gift.

    So the question is more ‘to whom does the subject belong to?’

    Exactly! For all me know there is no one else.

    For all me know too

    Not editing.

    I’d honestly be disappointed if you did
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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    Simply because you don’t deserve one.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    because the gift i wanna give you is just too hard. i don't really wanna wrap it up either.
    i'd need to give you my package in person as well; just seeing your hands on it would feel really nice to me.
    i'm sure your eyes would get really wide too and you'd scream in happiness when you finally got it.

    ...

    its me, the gift is myself. i'm such a good friend and it'd be nice to finally meet you IRL, but yeah it's too difficult to wrap myself up and ship myself via the USPS and i don't think they'd even let me tbh. they have so many rules.
    anyhow, hope you still have a merry xmas!

    https://youtu.be/mI-YiaWDgB4

    when she called Waldo a schmuck, i felt that
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    i’m not buying u a gift this year because.......



    ...... i’m making everything WITH MY BARE HANDS! my special ingredients: time and LOVE so now u get an ill-fitting crocheted hat and two jars of dubiously canned homemade salsa and as soon as u unwrap i will stare at u doe-eyed waiting for you to say u like it so i can talk about how long it took to make

    I love you so much 😂
  • DawnOfTheDead_Lift
    DawnOfTheDead_Lift Posts: 753 Member
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    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    i’m not buying u a gift this year because.......



    ...... i’m making everything WITH MY BARE HANDS! my special ingredients: time and LOVE so now u get an ill-fitting crocheted hat and two jars of dubiously canned homemade salsa and as soon as u unwrap i will stare at u doe-eyed waiting for you to say u like it so i can talk about how long it took to make

    I've seen the face of evil.
  • FitAndLean_5738
    FitAndLean_5738 Posts: 90 Member
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    The only thing you want costs over $2,000 and I don't have that kind of money right now. And if I did have that kind of money it wouldn't be going to you.
  • crampus1
    crampus1 Posts: 519 Member
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    Because your farts smell like cheese
  • crampus1
    crampus1 Posts: 519 Member
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    You said I look like your mother, only more methy.
  • Nicksmom106
    Nicksmom106 Posts: 1,624 Member
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    DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    because the gift i wanna give you is just too hard. i don't really wanna wrap it up either.
    i'd need to give you my package in person as well; just seeing your hands on it would feel really nice to me.
    i'm sure your eyes would get really wide too and you'd scream in happiness when you finally got it.

    *Prepares Justin Timberlake gif with much delight*
    ...

    its me, the gift is myself. i'm such a good friend and it'd be nice to finally meet you IRL, but yeah it's too difficult to wrap myself up and ship myself via the USPS and i don't think they'd even let me tbh. they have so many rules.
    anyhow, hope you still have a merry xmas!

    *Sadly deletes gif *

    I've been dying to post that in what song are you listening to.....step 1. Get a box..step 2....hahahaha....I really do have the humor of a twelve year old boy😏
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    Because of your pp* mockery

    @standenvernet @denny_mac

    *profile pic
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Because of your pp* mockery

    @standenvernet @denny_mac

    *profile pic

    Because you won't let me wear your tee-shirt.
  • go_cubs
    go_cubs Posts: 1,183 Member
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    Because my brothers have like 20 kids each and I can’t afford one more person

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