You’re not getting a gift from me, because..
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DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »sick_salad_bro wrote: »FeelinFooFoo wrote: »You are an a hole and I hate you. Only gift your getting is my middle finger.
*blows raspberry*
Where are ya putting that thing?
I think she said it in the first sentence
Seems ambiguous.. I mean does she like the guy or not?
I read it as she was stating a fact and speaking directly to the subject that would be receiving the gift.
So the question is more ‘to whom does the subject belong to?’1 -
caco_ethes wrote: »DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »sick_salad_bro wrote: »FeelinFooFoo wrote: »You are an a hole and I hate you. Only gift your getting is my middle finger.
*blows raspberry*
Where are ya putting that thing?
I think she said it in the first sentence
Seems ambiguous.. I mean does she like the guy or not?
I read it as she was stating a fact and speaking directly to the subject that would be receiving the gift.
So the question is more ‘to whom does the subject belong to?’
Exactly! For all me know there is no one else.1 -
DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »sick_salad_bro wrote: »FeelinFooFoo wrote: »You are an a hole and I hate you. Only gift your getting is my middle finger.
*blows raspberry*
Where are ya putting that thing?
I think she said it in the first sentence
Seems ambiguous.. I mean does she like the guy or not?
I read it as she was stating a fact and speaking directly to the subject that would be receiving the gift.
So the question is more ‘to whom does the subject belong to?’
Exactly! For all me know there is no one else.
For all me know too2 -
caco_ethes wrote: »DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »sick_salad_bro wrote: »FeelinFooFoo wrote: »You are an a hole and I hate you. Only gift your getting is my middle finger.
*blows raspberry*
Where are ya putting that thing?
I think she said it in the first sentence
Seems ambiguous.. I mean does she like the guy or not?
I read it as she was stating a fact and speaking directly to the subject that would be receiving the gift.
So the question is more ‘to whom does the subject belong to?’
Exactly! For all me know there is no one else.
For all me know too
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Because I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate......
Which makes us absolutely nothing, which is what you are about to become.3 -
DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »sick_salad_bro wrote: »FeelinFooFoo wrote: »You are an a hole and I hate you. Only gift your getting is my middle finger.
*blows raspberry*
Where are ya putting that thing?
I think she said it in the first sentence
Seems ambiguous.. I mean does she like the guy or not?
I read it as she was stating a fact and speaking directly to the subject that would be receiving the gift.
So the question is more ‘to whom does the subject belong to?’
Exactly! For all me know there is no one else.
For all me know too
Not editing.
I’d honestly be disappointed if you did0 -
Simply because you don’t deserve one.3
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tinkerhellraiser wrote: »because the gift i wanna give you is just too hard. i don't really wanna wrap it up either.
i'd need to give you my package in person as well; just seeing your hands on it would feel really nice to me.
i'm sure your eyes would get really wide too and you'd scream in happiness when you finally got it.
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its me, the gift is myself. i'm such a good friend and it'd be nice to finally meet you IRL, but yeah it's too difficult to wrap myself up and ship myself via the USPS and i don't think they'd even let me tbh. they have so many rules.
anyhow, hope you still have a merry xmas!
https://youtu.be/mI-YiaWDgB4
when she called Waldo a schmuck, i felt that1 -
tinkerhellraiser wrote: »i’m not buying u a gift this year because.......
...... i’m making everything WITH MY BARE HANDS! my special ingredients: time and LOVE so now u get an ill-fitting crocheted hat and two jars of dubiously canned homemade salsa and as soon as u unwrap i will stare at u doe-eyed waiting for you to say u like it so i can talk about how long it took to make
I love you so much 😂1 -
tinkerhellraiser wrote: »i’m not buying u a gift this year because.......
...... i’m making everything WITH MY BARE HANDS! my special ingredients: time and LOVE so now u get an ill-fitting crocheted hat and two jars of dubiously canned homemade salsa and as soon as u unwrap i will stare at u doe-eyed waiting for you to say u like it so i can talk about how long it took to make
I've seen the face of evil.
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The only thing you want costs over $2,000 and I don't have that kind of money right now. And if I did have that kind of money it wouldn't be going to you.0
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Because your farts smell like cheese0
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You said I look like your mother, only more methy.1
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DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »because the gift i wanna give you is just too hard. i don't really wanna wrap it up either.
i'd need to give you my package in person as well; just seeing your hands on it would feel really nice to me.
i'm sure your eyes would get really wide too and you'd scream in happiness when you finally got it.
*Prepares Justin Timberlake gif with much delight*...
its me, the gift is myself. i'm such a good friend and it'd be nice to finally meet you IRL, but yeah it's too difficult to wrap myself up and ship myself via the USPS and i don't think they'd even let me tbh. they have so many rules.
anyhow, hope you still have a merry xmas!
*Sadly deletes gif *
I've been dying to post that in what song are you listening to.....step 1. Get a box..step 2....hahahaha....I really do have the humor of a twelve year old boy😏0 -
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caco_ethes wrote: »
Because you won't let me wear your tee-shirt.1 -
Because my brothers have like 20 kids each and I can’t afford one more person0
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