If you woke up and the person above was in your bed next to you...

Call the cops, my wife's going to kill me!

Ask him if he knows how to make pancakes from scratch 🥞

Ask her to use a sick day.

Toss him a controller

theresa120 wrote: »

Toss him a controller

The sick day would be totally worth it.

I'd asked if she had a good night's sleep and get her a cup of coffee and some breakfast.

danavelling wrote: »

I’d ask him to let me in

Come on in.

Ask her if she brought her mud wrestling opponent with her to my bed.

Ask to borrow her headphones to listen to some chill tunes.