My date with the person above me was going great until...
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She was young and liberal so she called everyone a she just in case not to offend!0
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she could never come to grips with who she was0
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Her grip was to tight and it was hurting I feared permanent damage!0
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he showed up0
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she was escorted from the restaurant by the police0
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She pulled out zip lock bags to bring back to her husband!0
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he started tooting his flute in the john0
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She showed her Spongebob tattoo!0
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she didn't appreciate good music0
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they left with each other ....the Blue Sunglasses Guys0
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She wouldn't let me color her hair blue!0
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He was having a great time, maybe too great and drank himself to sleep in the booth at the restaurant. I started throwing peanuts in his mouth (he apparently sleeps with his mouth open) and he was not happy about it when my fifth shot missed, hit him on the nose, and woke him up.0
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I told her about my peanut allergy but she insisted on me eating 4 peanuts!0
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He ate nuts in front of me
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She started talking about teabagging0
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She got a call and the ringtone was a Toby Keith song!0
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He thought I actually talk on the phone0
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She was pennsylvania dutch and all of our correspondence was handed delivered letters.0
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Was too old fashioned0
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She put her hand over her head and said oh no not again!0
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He showed up1
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When I showed up, he realized I actually look NOTHING like my profile pictures. Pssst, I'm not really a jack Russell puppy....0
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Chewed up all the napkins on the table0
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Drove his car into the restaurant and wanted a chair for it at the table2
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His wife hit on me 0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »His wife hit on me
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Always kept trying to give me his wife --oops
kept making me late0
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