My date with the person above me was going great until...
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He showed up1
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When I showed up, he realized I actually look NOTHING like my profile pictures. Pssst, I'm not really a jack Russell puppy....0
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Chewed up all the napkins on the table0
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Drove his car into the restaurant and wanted a chair for it at the table2
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His wife hit on me
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »His wife hit on me
You can have her1 -
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Always kept trying to give me his wife --oops
kept making me late0 -
I'll pay for the airfare, you just have to unwrap her from the straight jacket1
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He had me put on a straight jacket1
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was wearing some kinda silly jacket1
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He was a little crazier than I could handle.0
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She was just the right amount of crazy, which caused me to question myself until it all blew up (as these things do)0
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He had a problem with me blowing things up1
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Until I ate my desert and hers!
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He stole my chips, no one steals my chips0
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