We broke up because...
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He was much happier dating himself0
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She kept drinking all my beer0
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He thought I liked beer. Eww.0
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She farted during sex.0
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The only thing he talked about was himself0
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I...wasn’t aware that we had broken up. Is there something you’d like to tell me, Bill?0
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Sorry...didn't you get the email?
I've found someone with less foot odor. ..I'm sorry0 -
He was always smelling people's feet. Weird.1
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I was not Bluetooth compatible...0
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He wasn't up to date with technology...he still used dial-up0
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He insisted on dressing like Santa every day.0
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She would never go for the 2-point conversion...0
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He was too much into math coversions0
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He never stopped smiling0
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He never took the cowboy hat off0
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She insisted I wear chaps everywhere we went0
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He's hung up on someone else0
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