Ruin a date - with just 4 words
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Your sister was better!0
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CookingWithCumin wrote: »HappilyDistracted wrote: »I think we're related
Don’t kink shame me
Psh. You wish.
Here's a voodoo doll
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Call me mommy.3
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mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Call me mommy.
That one may not be a deterrent 😂😂😂3 -
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