Choose a career for the person above you

Lap dancer

Not a career but a passion, he volunteers at the local beach.. sunscreen applicator.

My P. A

Pawn shop owner

Substitute traffic cone

Exotic dancer

Professional Christmas tree decorator and part time liquor store clerk. Also an attorney, specializing in high level drug cases, but you only work about 5 cases a year. And you are also a heroin dealer..

Extra in a buddy cop movie. Listed in the credits as "banana shiner #6".

Preacher

Mulch distributor.