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DickVernon
DickVernon Posts: 257 Member
Why aren’t more women entering this field?
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  • Keep_on_cardio
    Keep_on_cardio Posts: 4,166 Member
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    @CaptainFantastic01 I heard a ring a ding...
  • Keep_on_cardio
    Keep_on_cardio Posts: 4,166 Member
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    They're too busy being social media influencers

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    I claim @Tenebrous_D he asks the proper questions.
  • wanderingarcher
    wanderingarcher Posts: 694 Member
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    Great calorie burner. Like a secret weapon.
  • RhiAnLewis17
    RhiAnLewis17 Posts: 2,299 Member
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    I prefer night nurse.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
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    How many calories does breastfeeding burn?
    These are things a wet nurse should know yeah?

    20 cal/oz

  • Keep_on_cardio
    Keep_on_cardio Posts: 4,166 Member
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    I’m here for output information

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  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    edited January 2019
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    The hours are *kitten*....and your boss is a crying infant, that you don't actually have the whole instant mommy love bond thing with. I mean really, who actually loves babies that much when its not your own and nature isn't forcing you to? Sure its easy to oooo and ahhhh over the cute pics on pinterest, but when a friend hands you their screaming infant are you really like: yes! best thing ever! Sounds like a real crappy gig to me....
  • Keep_on_cardio
    Keep_on_cardio Posts: 4,166 Member
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    It’s no longer safe, I see
  • MonkeyMel21
    MonkeyMel21 Posts: 2,395 Member
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    Not to get too serious here, lol, but a lot of women donate breastmilk, does that count? I used to have a stash of over 120 oz in my freezer (my own) :D
  • Keep_on_cardio
    Keep_on_cardio Posts: 4,166 Member
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    Not to get too serious here, lol, but a lot of women donate breastmilk, does that count? I used to have a stash of over 120 oz in my freezer (my own) :D

    That’s awesome!
  • MonkeyMel21
    MonkeyMel21 Posts: 2,395 Member
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    Too many restrictions for the job I think. No alcohol, no illicit drugs, some babies have food sensitivities that you would have to cut out of your diet. Can't take many medicines, including allergy and cold medicines. I bet the pay would be high but you wouldn't get a lot of vacation time.
  • MonkeyMel21
    MonkeyMel21 Posts: 2,395 Member
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    DickVernon wrote: »
    Not to get too serious here, lol, but a lot of women donate breastmilk, does that count? I used to have a stash of over 120 oz in my freezer (my own) :D


    For coffee?

    Ooh, no but that might have tasted good, lol! Tasted like the left over milk from Lucky Charms, imo!