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allie644
allie644 Posts: 164 Member
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I have to do a speech thing for my class in front of a group of other students. Does anyone have a no fail joke that I can throw in? We're supposed to throw in a joke and I think that all the ones I know are lame or sweary. :)
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  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
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    @DWBalboa is your man in that case... He's got the one liners
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    Q: How did the hipster burn his tongue?

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    Welcome to popularity, girlfriend. You're welcome.
  • allie644
    allie644 Posts: 164 Member
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    Heh. Thank you!
  • mbryon
    mbryon Posts: 130 Member
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    A Logician and a rhinoceros walk into bar. The bar left.

    (~possibly too absurd and heady for small minds. But a good professor would love it!)
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    Q-Know why people dont eat wookies
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  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,793 Member
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    Why are ghosts such bad liars?

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  • Mean_Spice
    Mean_Spice Posts: 279 Member
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    A grasshopper sits down at a bar.
    The bartender says, “We have a drink named after you!”
    The grasshopper replies, “Who names a drink ‘Steve?’”

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    “Hardbacks?” asked the shopkeeper.
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  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
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    Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

    He was dead
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
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  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
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    Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
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    Because he was dead?
  • steve_bb
    steve_bb Posts: 675 Member
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    Crocodile walks into a bar.
    Bartender.. “why the long face?”

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