For sale: mrphil86

1_up
1_up Posts: 1,414 Member
edited October 1 in Chit-Chat
I have a Mrphil86 for sale. Your purchase will be for a 3 day duration. He cooks, cleans, knits and "anything" else you'd want for him to do. The bids start at 5 dollars and a bottle of rum per mrphil86. There will be a 20% broker fee assessed to this transaction for my troubles. Bid in 25 cent increments! HAPPY BIDDING

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As long as they have 5 dollars and a bottle of rum... I'm game!
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  • methetree
    methetree Posts: 381
    The only thing I'd want knitted would be a nice cozy for my bottle of rum!
    So, if I gave it away I wouldn't need knitting...

    and $5 is a lot!
  • 1_up
    1_up Posts: 1,414 Member
    awww come on. He walks dogs, cleans up cat litter, cooks and does the dishes too!
  • hush7hush
    hush7hush Posts: 2,273 Member
    Dishes? ****. I'll give $10 and two bottles of rum for that!
  • 1_up
    1_up Posts: 1,414 Member
    Ok the bid is up to $10 and 2.... (drinks bottle) 1 bottle of rum by Hush!

    He does homework too and will give grandma a sponge bath!
  • methetree
    methetree Posts: 381
    Well hey, if he's gonna give grandma a sponge bath, that's worth $15 and 1 bottle of Rum (don't want you drinking too much 1_up!)
  • britterbrittney
    britterbrittney Posts: 256 Member
    HOMEWORK!!!!!!

    15.25. and 2 bottles of rum. 1 for 1_up and one for me.

    MrPhil can't be drinking on the job!
  • hush7hush
    hush7hush Posts: 2,273 Member
    No, my dishes need to be done.

    Does he do laundry too?
  • 1_up
    1_up Posts: 1,414 Member
    The bid is up to $15.25 and 2 bottles of rum placed by Brittney!

    He mows the yard, washes cars/trucks and will pretend to be you when the dreaded in-laws come over for a visit!

    Bidding will end at noon est!
  • 1_up
    1_up Posts: 1,414 Member
    No, my dishes need to be done.

    Does he do laundry too?

    Yup laundry too! He even dry cleans! Anything that needs to be done!
  • britterbrittney
    britterbrittney Posts: 256 Member
    Does he clean toilets?

    This is very important.
  • methetree
    methetree Posts: 381
    You can't take away a sponge bath for my 93 year old granny!!!!

    $25 and three bottles of Rum!!!

    Granny needs a little love! And I could use some dishes done as well!

    (1_up... you can only have one of those bottles of Rum!!!)
  • 1_up
    1_up Posts: 1,414 Member
    Does he clean toilets?

    This is very important.

    Yes with your enemy's toothbrush!
  • britterbrittney
    britterbrittney Posts: 256 Member
    Does he clean toilets?

    This is very important.

    Yes with your enemy's toothbrush!

    75 bucks. A case of rum.

    (I'd pretty much do anything to not have to clean the pot again.)
  • 1_up
    1_up Posts: 1,414 Member
    Wow heavy handed spending there! I like it!
  • Michelle_H
    Michelle_H Posts: 24
    Hmmmm - ponder, ponder... I too could use a new dishwasher as mine is usually down the pub and too drunk to wash up!

    However, I've had a similar year model previously and been told there's a factory fault with all of them. They start off great but 6 months in and the wear and tear begings. Forgive me if I seem hesitant but I'm sure you can understand that I don't want to be stuck with the same problem again and I don't want to have to return as I fear postage from Australia could be on the high side. So does it come with a guarantee?
  • hush7hush
    hush7hush Posts: 2,273 Member
    How about $75.25 and a trip to the liquor store? [:
  • 1_up
    1_up Posts: 1,414 Member
    Hmmmm - ponder, ponder... I too could use a new dishwasher as mine is usually down the pub and too drunk to wash up!

    However, I've had a similar year model previously and been told there's a factory fault with all of them. They start off great but 6 months in and the wear and tear begings. Forgive me if I seem hesitant but I'm sure you can understand that I don't want to be stuck with the same problem again and I don't want to have to return as I fear postage from Australia could be on the high side. So does it come with a guarantee?

    LOL! If anything should happen, we'll pay for return shipping and ship a refurbished Mrphil back to you within a week! Free of charge of course!
  • 1_up
    1_up Posts: 1,414 Member
    How about $75.25 and a trip to the liquor store? [:

    Fill the cart to the brim?
  • Kym1610
    Kym1610 Posts: 328 Member
    How about yard work and garden design?

    If he does yard work I'll go to $80 2 bottles of rum and a bottle of Vodka
  • 1_up
    1_up Posts: 1,414 Member
    He's an expert in yard work and garden design! He can even trim your bushes and make them have fancy shapes!

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  • methetree
    methetree Posts: 381
    I love my granny!
    $100 three bottles of rum, a bottle of cinnamon schnapps, a bottle of vodka and some whipped lightning (alcohol infused whippy - YUM)

    Oh, and that bottle of tequila sitting on the shelf, too!
  • 1_up
    1_up Posts: 1,414 Member
    I forgot to mention that mrphil has a maintenance fee of 1 bottle of rum per day
  • Michelle_H
    Michelle_H Posts: 24
    Hey Kym - are our Aussie Dollars worth more than the USA Dollars these days? Don't be getting ripped off now!

    Mmmm - still pondering.
  • kell_riley
    kell_riley Posts: 312
    Does he baby sit? I have a house that needs cleaning, dinner to be cooked, garden to be cleared and a two year old to look after at the same time!
  • 1_up
    1_up Posts: 1,414 Member
    He sure does! He'll dress up as your child's favorite cartoon character, while cleaning, cooking, gardening and keeping your 2 yr old entertained! He makes balloon animals too!
  • Kym1610
    Kym1610 Posts: 328 Member
    Hey Kym - are our Aussie Dollars worth more than the USA Dollars these days? Don't be getting ripped off now!

    Mmmm - still pondering.

    That's true but if he can really do that with my garden it will worth it!
  • 1_up
    1_up Posts: 1,414 Member
    Feel free to continue bidding. I have other transactions to manage and will answer all unanswered questions ASAP :D
  • 1_up
    1_up Posts: 1,414 Member
    Bids for this transaction will end at noon est. So less then 8 hours~!
  • kell_riley
    kell_riley Posts: 312
    $200 and a case of rum! I don't have any bushes in my garden but I like those elephants, if he could make that so I'd give him a tip!
  • hush7hush
    hush7hush Posts: 2,273 Member
    Maintenance fee?

    So I have to pay for him, and continue to pay daily?
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