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For sale: mrphil86
I have a Mrphil86 for sale. Your purchase will be for a 3 day duration. He cooks, cleans, knits and "anything" else you'd want for him to do. The bids start at 5 dollars and a bottle of rum per mrphil86. There will be a 20% broker fee assessed to this transaction for my troubles. Bid in 25 cent increments! HAPPY BIDDING
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/mrphil86
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/mrphil86
As long as they have 5 dollars and a bottle of rum... I'm game!
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The only thing I'd want knitted would be a nice cozy for my bottle of rum!
So, if I gave it away I wouldn't need knitting...
and $5 is a lot!0 -
awww come on. He walks dogs, cleans up cat litter, cooks and does the dishes too!0
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Dishes? ****. I'll give $10 and two bottles of rum for that!0
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Ok the bid is up to $10 and 2.... (drinks bottle) 1 bottle of rum by Hush!
He does homework too and will give grandma a sponge bath!0 -
Well hey, if he's gonna give grandma a sponge bath, that's worth $15 and 1 bottle of Rum (don't want you drinking too much 1_up!)0
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HOMEWORK!!!!!!
15.25. and 2 bottles of rum. 1 for 1_up and one for me.
MrPhil can't be drinking on the job!0 -
No, my dishes need to be done.
Does he do laundry too?0 -
The bid is up to $15.25 and 2 bottles of rum placed by Brittney!
He mows the yard, washes cars/trucks and will pretend to be you when the dreaded in-laws come over for a visit!
Bidding will end at noon est!0 -
No, my dishes need to be done.
Does he do laundry too?
Yup laundry too! He even dry cleans! Anything that needs to be done!0 -
Does he clean toilets?
This is very important.0 -
You can't take away a sponge bath for my 93 year old granny!!!!
$25 and three bottles of Rum!!!
Granny needs a little love! And I could use some dishes done as well!
(1_up... you can only have one of those bottles of Rum!!!)0 -
Does he clean toilets?
This is very important.
Yes with your enemy's toothbrush!0 -
Does he clean toilets?
This is very important.
Yes with your enemy's toothbrush!
75 bucks. A case of rum.
(I'd pretty much do anything to not have to clean the pot again.)0 -
Wow heavy handed spending there! I like it!0
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Hmmmm - ponder, ponder... I too could use a new dishwasher as mine is usually down the pub and too drunk to wash up!
However, I've had a similar year model previously and been told there's a factory fault with all of them. They start off great but 6 months in and the wear and tear begings. Forgive me if I seem hesitant but I'm sure you can understand that I don't want to be stuck with the same problem again and I don't want to have to return as I fear postage from Australia could be on the high side. So does it come with a guarantee?0 -
How about $75.25 and a trip to the liquor store? [:0
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Hmmmm - ponder, ponder... I too could use a new dishwasher as mine is usually down the pub and too drunk to wash up!
However, I've had a similar year model previously and been told there's a factory fault with all of them. They start off great but 6 months in and the wear and tear begings. Forgive me if I seem hesitant but I'm sure you can understand that I don't want to be stuck with the same problem again and I don't want to have to return as I fear postage from Australia could be on the high side. So does it come with a guarantee?
LOL! If anything should happen, we'll pay for return shipping and ship a refurbished Mrphil back to you within a week! Free of charge of course!0 -
How about $75.25 and a trip to the liquor store? [:
Fill the cart to the brim?0 -
How about yard work and garden design?
If he does yard work I'll go to $80 2 bottles of rum and a bottle of Vodka0 -
He's an expert in yard work and garden design! He can even trim your bushes and make them have fancy shapes!
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I love my granny!
$100 three bottles of rum, a bottle of cinnamon schnapps, a bottle of vodka and some whipped lightning (alcohol infused whippy - YUM)
Oh, and that bottle of tequila sitting on the shelf, too!0 -
I forgot to mention that mrphil has a maintenance fee of 1 bottle of rum per day0
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Hey Kym - are our Aussie Dollars worth more than the USA Dollars these days? Don't be getting ripped off now!
Mmmm - still pondering.0 -
Does he baby sit? I have a house that needs cleaning, dinner to be cooked, garden to be cleared and a two year old to look after at the same time!0
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He sure does! He'll dress up as your child's favorite cartoon character, while cleaning, cooking, gardening and keeping your 2 yr old entertained! He makes balloon animals too!0
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Hey Kym - are our Aussie Dollars worth more than the USA Dollars these days? Don't be getting ripped off now!
Mmmm - still pondering.
That's true but if he can really do that with my garden it will worth it!0 -
Feel free to continue bidding. I have other transactions to manage and will answer all unanswered questions ASAP
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Bids for this transaction will end at noon est. So less then 8 hours~!0
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$200 and a case of rum! I don't have any bushes in my garden but I like those elephants, if he could make that so I'd give him a tip!0
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Maintenance fee?
So I have to pay for him, and continue to pay daily?0
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