Weird girl trying to be less weird online to make friends

foulmouthednewenglander · January 2019

Hey everyone,
I’m Brandi. I’m a mid 30 mom of two (3 if you count my husband some days) and military wife living in SE CT. I’m looking to lose some extra weight and find a great little group of people to cheer each other on.
The benefits of being my friend?
- I think you’re beautiful and will tell you that even if you feel like a dump truck
- I will come prefilled with dirty jokes and innuendo.
- I give great advice that I never ever follow myself because that would be too easy
- I may be a long lost princess or the relative of a murderer from a long forgotten cold case, I’m still waiting for 23andme to let me know. Either way, that would be super interesting and you could sell juicy tidbits of info to unsavory media outlets about my eating habits and how I lie on my fitness pal about them.

Seriously though I’m kinda weird, kinda fat, kinda exhausted, but have it on good authority that I’m not a dumpster fire of a friend soooo hi I guess?

grimtimmer · January 2019

I’m retired military and wish you the best! Feel free to add!

watts6151 · January 2019

Ex military as well
Looking forward to the dirty
Military jokes And innuendo

AliNouveau · January 2019

Haha weird is awesome you sound fun I'd say

kelsium33 · January 2019

You sound amazing! I'm weird too. Weird women unite! Add me if you like 🤓🤓

lkpducky · January 2019

If you're a military wife full of dirty jokes and innuendo, I take it you know what TFNG stands for? (sorry, I just read that expression in a book written by an astronaut and HAD to mention it)
Seriously - you sound all right to me!

BrettWithPKU · January 2019

It doesn't take long looking at the statistics to see that 'normal' is overweight. So really, 'weird' is the goal of pretty much everyone you're bound to meet here. Everyone, even TFNG.

Add me as a friend:
Friendship with me includes daily text-based (newsfeed) interaction with:
- Ancestry.com proclaimed 5th cousin of Marilyn Monroe (I'm actually serious);
- A direct descendant of Charlemagne, King of the Franks (#innuendo, but it's said everyone of European descent is a descendant of Charlemagne)
- Friend-proclaimed to be both "the simplest person I know" and "an enigma" (the same friend, I kid you not).
- Self-starter who aims to inspire others with quotes of unknown origin, obscure references and some philosophy for good measure.

Stay weird.

AliNouveau · January 2019

BDonjon wrote: »

It doesn't take long looking at the statistics to see that 'normal' is overweight. So really, 'weird' is the goal of pretty much everyone you're bound to meet here. Everyone, even TFNG.

Add me as a friend:
Friendship with me includes daily text-based (newsfeed) interaction with:
- Ancestry.com proclaimed 5th cousin of Marilyn Monroe (I'm actually serious);
- A direct descendant of Charlemagne, King of the Franks (#innuendo, but it's said everyone of European descent is a descendant of Charlemagne)
- Friend-proclaimed to be both "the simplest person I know" and "an enigma" (the same friend, I kid you not).
- Self-starter who aims to inspire others with quotes of unknown origin, obscure references and some philosophy for good measure.

Stay weird.

Simple as in living simply?

I have many quotes on my profile usually silly stuff friends and I have come up with. Life's way too short to be serious

FitnessWeb34 · January 2019

you had me at weird

will add you 🤗🤗

cowsanddogsarecute · January 2019

You seem awesome. I love weird people. I myself am weird. Have added you.

BrettWithPKU · January 2019

AliNouveau wrote: »

Simple as in living simply?

I have many quotes on my profile usually silly stuff friends and I have come up with. Life's way too short to be serious

“Life’s too short to be serious.” I’ve used that exact sentence before, did you get that from me?

Anyway, yes, ‘simplest’ referred to my very predictable lifestyle at the time.

I’ll add you because there’s not enough silliness on my newsfeed.

TurquoiseViolet215 · January 2019

Sending request, I am as socially awkward online as I am in real life.

cheyennevink · January 2019

Hello, i am sending you a request as I find myself being awkward and a bit weird as well hahaha. We are all in this together!

foulmouthednewenglander · January 2019

Girl, same. I just try to be nice, earnest, and honest. Sometimes it comes off as charming? Sometimes I lie to myself and say it does 😂

Pool_Boy · January 2019

I like weird 😊 feel free to add me.

Aerielle25 · January 2019

Girl, you had me at weird & mom life.

just starting this journey & would love some friends, hah.

Kitty2017xxx · January 2019

Stay weird, it makes life more interesting

Added you!!!

Sno7face · January 2019

Hi, I’m kinda in love with you. 😂 32 year old married stay at home mom of 3 here. Weird, fat, and I have a tattoo (one of several) that says Strange & Unusual so if that doesn’t make you love me back then I’ll die. 💔

foulmouthednewenglander · January 2019

Sno7face wrote: »

Hi, I’m kinda in love with you. 😂 32 year old married stay at home mom of 3 here. Weird, fat, and I have a tattoo (one of several) that says Strange & Unusual so if that doesn’t make you love me back then I’ll die. 💔

I don’t say it straight out in ink, but I DO have a baby Chtulhu tattoo which I would assume is close enough? Lol

JohnnytotheB · January 2019

You can do this. Love awesome jokes! I've found so far that logging and keeping active on this site and reading others stories helps. I will send you a friend request.