Sorry babe. That's a deal-breaker
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Pour_Decisions wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Pour_Decisions wrote: »If his venal motives are more important than I am.
I read this as penal.
You're not the only one 😏
Yasss glad to have some company in the perve corner.
Wait, did I say venal? I meant penile
Now I'm embarrassed I misspelled it
where is @DeadliftsAndSprinkles with my spelling lesson and spankings?
No worries hun, I’m in your perv corner and knew exactly what you meant. 😉1 -
Pour_Decisions wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Pour_Decisions wrote: »If his venal motives are more important than I am.
I read this as penal.
You're not the only one 😏
Yasss glad to have some company in the perve corner.
Wait, did I say venal? I meant penile
Now I'm embarrassed I misspelled it where is @DeadliftsAndSprinkles with my spelling lesson and spankings?
Woah she gives spelling lessons? Can she get any more impressive?
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Tankiscool wrote: »Pour_Decisions wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Pour_Decisions wrote: »If his venal motives are more important than I am.
I read this as penal.
You're not the only one 😏
Yasss glad to have some company in the perve corner.
Wait, did I say venal? I meant penile
Now I'm embarrassed I misspelled it where is @DeadliftsAndSprinkles with my spelling lesson and spankings?
Woah she gives spelling lessons? Can she get any more impressive?
Yesss the more you learn about her, the harder you'll crush.
Tell me more!
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DeadliftsAndSprinkles wrote: »Tankiscool wrote: »Tankiscool wrote: »Pour_Decisions wrote: »RhiAnLewis17 wrote: »Pour_Decisions wrote: »If his venal motives are more important than I am.
I read this as penal.
You're not the only one 😏
Yasss glad to have some company in the perve corner.
Wait, did I say venal? I meant penile
Now I'm embarrassed I misspelled it where is @DeadliftsAndSprinkles with my spelling lesson and spankings?
Woah she gives spelling lessons? Can she get any more impressive?
Yesss the more you learn about her, the harder you'll crush.
Tell me more!
Oh my god you guys
Well hello there
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If he doesnt like to talk on the phone.4
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calling:
@SirMxyzptlk
@laprimaJenny
@slimgirljo15
@MistressSara
@Pour_Decisions
I give you this, my personal tube of toothpaste, with nary a bit gone to waste, and the tube NEVER mangled as if from a wild animal. I save those primal instincts for other pursuits.
Gawd. He is FOREVER showing off his *kitten* tube for the *kitten* quidnuncs to drool over and carry back to their secret cyber *kitten* clubs.3 -
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laprimaJenny wrote: »calling:
@SirMxyzptlk
@laprimaJenny
@slimgirljo15
@MistressSara
@Pour_Decisions
I give you this, my personal tube of toothpaste, with nary a bit gone to waste, and the tube NEVER mangled as if from a wild animal. I save those primal instincts for other pursuits.
That’s impressive. I love your attention to detail. Also noted that you don’t go cheap on toothpaste.
Jenny, I am typically very loyal once I find something I like. The grass isn't always greener, and the toothpaste isn't always cleaner; on the other side.
This is totally true. I shared photos of him in various states of undress with a group of people who - despite having sworn allegiance to me - immediately shared them with him and told him what I had done.
But did that bother him?
not. one. bit.
Why he was glad of the exposure.
And THAT's the kinda guy Denny is!1 -
laprimaJenny wrote: »calling:
@SirMxyzptlk
@laprimaJenny
@slimgirljo15
@MistressSara
@Pour_Decisions
I give you this, my personal tube of toothpaste, with nary a bit gone to waste, and the tube NEVER mangled as if from a wild animal. I save those primal instincts for other pursuits.
That’s impressive. I love your attention to detail. Also noted that you don’t go cheap on toothpaste.
Jenny, I am typically very loyal once I find something I like. The grass isn't always greener, and the toothpaste isn't always cleaner; on the other side.
This is totally true. I shared photos of him in various states of undress with a group of people who - despite having sworn allegiance to me - immediately shared them with him and told him what I had done.
But did that bother him?
not. one. bit.
Why he was glad of the exposure.
And THAT's the kinda guy Denny is!
@SwannySez - You just... You get me. That's rare. That's why I love you the way I do.
Right back atcha, Pookie. Right back ATCHA!1 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »
what person does this?laprimaJenny wrote: »I agree. That’s what toothpaste clip squeezers are for.MistressSara wrote: »AnimalsPour_Decisions wrote: »Heathens I tell you.
You all get this.
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calling:
@SirMxyzptlk
@laprimaJenny
@slimgirljo15
@MistressSara
@Pour_Decisions
I give you this, my personal tube of toothpaste, with nary a bit gone to waste, and the tube NEVER mangled as if from a wild animal. I save those primal instincts for other pursuits.
I like the way you roll...well, squeeze.0 -
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MistressSara wrote: »
Never with you Baby
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MistressSara wrote: »
Not any more. I'm too old for that. I wish I had known about how effective honesty was when I was younger!
I
you.
Is there a more awkward question than:
"Was that ... real?"
"Did ... you ...?"
Pretty sure there isn't, especially being asked.
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If he likes phone conversations that last more than 2 minutes.2
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Pour_Decisions wrote: »If he likes phone conversations that last more than 2 minutes.
Cosign...0 -
Pour_Decisions wrote: »MistressSara wrote: »
Not any more. I'm too old for that. I wish I had known about how effective honesty was when I was younger!
I you.
Is there a more awkward question than:
"Was that ... real?"
"Did ... you ...?"
Pretty sure there isn't, especially being asked.
I promise I won't ever ask you this.
Your post got an insightful. People are going to think we're doing it. 2 -
laprimaJenny wrote: »MistressSara wrote: »MistressSara wrote: »
Not any more. I'm too old for that. I wish I had known about how effective honesty was when I was younger!CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
She’s right. My gay best friend will talk on the phone for hours. He doesn’t shut up.
Thank you for making my point for me, even more effectively.
Is there a more awkward question than:
"Was that ... real?"
"Did ... you ...?"
Ok, we all HAVE pretended. Some of us are reformed.
So you don’t pretend to like phone calls anymore?
I do not. And in fact this has been a point of contention with my IRL GF.
Me: "Why does it take you 5 more minutes to hang up after we end the conversation and say goodbye"
Her: "Because I'm a girl and I have more that I want to say!"
As opposed to your MFP girlfriend?!
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calling:
@SirMxyzptlk
@laprimaJenny
@slimgirljo15
@MistressSara
@Pour_Decisions
I give you this, my personal tube of toothpaste, with nary a bit gone to waste, and the tube NEVER mangled as if from a wild animal. I save those primal instincts for other pursuits.
That's a thing of beauty. I always knew you were perfect 😘1
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