Calvin and Hobbes...

Yep, definitely hostile...

Run, Spiff, run!!

I could have used an inflatable emergency jet pack on my morning commute... sigh...

Uh-oh... Spiff's world is about to come crashing down...

Freedom is never free, Calvin...

It seems to me that being a parent to Calvin likely keeps her in good shape...

I'm not sure who is more sarcastic... Calvin's mother or father? It's a race...

Note to self... confirm location of all credit cards...

I don't know if maturity is truly forever but I'm not willing to take the risk...