If I had a dollar for every time someone said.....

"Is that your best price?"


Yes it is you self entitled Muppet!

If I had a dollar for every time someone said......"do you know who you look like?" or "has anyone ever told you that you look like..."

Assumed I am Latina.

Nope. No Latin blood.

...you beard would look SO nice if you just trimmed it.

Listen. The whole *kitten* point of growing a beard is to NOT have to deal with your facial hair. If I have to trim this *kitten* and groom it, I might as well be *kitten* shaving!

This has nothing to do with the fact that every time I try to trim or groom the beard I *kitten* it up and end up having to shave all or most of it.

Assumed I’m the meanest person in the world

If I had a dollar for every time I've heard "If I had a dollar" then I'd have some dollars.

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"I could care less"
@denny_mac

idk why don't you go ask one of your other *kittens*

"Is that Malibu Musk?!"


:embarassed:

'You must be a good swimmer with your webbed toes'

(they're cute-webbed, not freaky-webbed, I promise... and yes, I am a good swimmer )

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You need to smile more . "sorry but smiling makes me feel fake"

"Do you work here?"

Ummm No!