Sarcasm and MFP?

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  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
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    I have thin skin when it comes to certain things, but sarcasm is not one of them! lol

    Are you being sarcastic?
  • britterbrittney
    britterbrittney Posts: 256 Member
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    This offends me.

    This offends me.

    This offends me.

    Too much? Ok.
  • reese66
    reese66 Posts: 2,920 Member
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    I dont know if I am in the right place, but I don't understand this website. Should I 'eat back' the calories from exercising? Help! I am soooooooooooooo lost....

    No you don't but you should sit and eat as much as you can for the same amount of time you spent working out.. Example: Workout 45 minutes = Eating twinkees and drinking beer for 45 minutes afterwards...

    Should I deep fry the twinkies first, or does it not matter?

    Deep fried twinkies are negative calories right?
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,311 Member
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    This offends me.

    This offends me.

    This offends me.

    Too much? Ok.

    This offends me asking if its too much...you cant pretend to be sarcastic. LAME
  • ZebraHead
    ZebraHead Posts: 15,207 Member
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    This offends me.
    This offends me.
    This offends me.
    Too much? Ok.
    This offends me asking if its too much...you cant pretend to be sarcastic. LAME
    I'm offended that you are offended at this person's offense of another's offense. Does my offense make sense?
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
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    We are a touchy people, aren't we? What I say is SO important, and yet, so fragile, so please don't disagree with it. And non-denominational being of your choosing forbid, don't be sarcastic...

    You have lost 56 pounds!! F*** everything else.

    I wonder, if we were all in person in the same room together how much touching would actually happen...... something to ponder.
  • Therapist_mama
    Therapist_mama Posts: 135 Member
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    This is funny! I am not as witty as some of you folk are but I sure do enjoy reading this post! Thanks for the laugh :laugh:
  • kgesq
    kgesq Posts: 65 Member
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    The problem is, some people mistake just being an a-hole for sarcasm...
  • Ajontheguitar
    Ajontheguitar Posts: 695
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    This is funny! I am not as witty as some of you folk are but I sure do enjoy reading this post! Thanks for the laugh :laugh:

    I'm offended that you're a rapist mom.
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
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    The problem is, some people mistake just being an a-hole for sarcasm...

    And vice versa.
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
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    Some people here have thin skin and take the sarcasm as an attack.

    Those people suck and are no fun.
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
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    This is funny! I am not as witty as some of you folk are but I sure do enjoy reading this post! Thanks for the laugh :laugh:

    I'm offended that you're a rapist mom.

    she's THE rapist mom.....
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
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    The problem is, some people mistake just being an a-hole for sarcasm...

    I agree on the hole aspect of it.


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  • RocketsGirl75
    RocketsGirl75 Posts: 648
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    I am sorry but this post seems to be inappropriate and I am going to have to report you.
  • RocketsGirl75
    RocketsGirl75 Posts: 648
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    This offends me.
    This offends me.
    This offends me.
    Too much? Ok.
    This offends me asking if its too much...you cant pretend to be sarcastic. LAME
    I'm offended that you are offended at this person's offense of another's offense. Does my offense make sense?

    I couldn't follow that so I am going to have to report you.
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,311 Member
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    We are a touchy people, aren't we? What I say is SO important, and yet, so fragile, so please don't disagree with it. And non-denominational being of your choosing forbid, don't be sarcastic...

    You have lost 56 pounds!! F*** everything else.

    I wonder, if we were all in person in the same room together how much touching would actually happen...... something to ponder.

    I dont think there would be any question. Pondering it would only increase the amount of touching
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
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    This is funny! I am not as witty as some of you folk are but I sure do enjoy reading this post! Thanks for the laugh :laugh:

    I'm offended that you're a rapist mom.

    she's THE rapist mom.....

    NOOOO...it's THE RAPIST MAMA!
  • Ajontheguitar
    Ajontheguitar Posts: 695
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    This is funny! I am not as witty as some of you folk are but I sure do enjoy reading this post! Thanks for the laugh :laugh:

    I'm offended that you're a rapist mom.

    she's THE rapist mom.....

    NOOOO...it's THE RAPIST MAMA!

    I'm offended by the degradation of my joke into semantics.
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
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    This is funny! I am not as witty as some of you folk are but I sure do enjoy reading this post! Thanks for the laugh :laugh:

    I'm offended that you're a rapist mom.

    she's THE rapist mom.....


    NOOOO...it's THE RAPIST MAMA!

    Neither AJ not I can read...
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
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    We are a touchy people, aren't we? What I say is SO important, and yet, so fragile, so please don't disagree with it. And non-denominational being of your choosing forbid, don't be sarcastic...

    You have lost 56 pounds!! F*** everything else.

    I wonder, if we were all in person in the same room together how much touching would actually happen...... something to ponder.

    I dont think there would be any question. Pondering it would only increase the amount of touching


    and how many are touching themselves now thinking of everone else in the room???

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