We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
    He refused to accept that I identify as a sheep.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    All she wanted to do was count sheep
  • carolynptx83
    carolynptx83 Posts: 63 Member
    He hugged me too hard with his huge biceps.
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    She said she told me we were only together until my best realized that he liked her also.
  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
    He had so much drama from his last relationship
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    She kept adding tear drop tats under her eyes I googled it and decided it was time for me to Run!
  • 4bugsmama
    4bugsmama Posts: 2,871 Member
    He believed everything on the internet
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    I still can't believe I let us break up! All because she liked the Beatles music.
  • 4bugsmama
    4bugsmama Posts: 2,871 Member
    He wanted to control me with music; only let me listen to punk rock
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    Everyday when I called her from work Barry White was playing in the background. I found out Barry White was our Pool boy!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He had too much baggage from his past relationships.. would fly into a rage every time Barry White came on the radio
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    edited January 2019
    She always carried her luggage around with her...never knew if she was going to move in or catch a plane.
  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
    He was unpacking MY cabinets and drawers all the time.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She was a hoarder and just had to much junk in her drawers.
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    He was looking for someone with more junk in the trunk
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    He insisted on getting booty implants so he could shake it more.
  • 4bugsmama
    4bugsmama Posts: 2,871 Member
    He refused to shake it with me
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She had crotch crickets
  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
    He was 8 inches shorter than me and got tired of wearing platform heels all the time.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She didn't believe in flushing the toilet when she was done pooping.
  • Humadog21
    Humadog21 Posts: 1,601 Member
    He kept cutting all the got dang sleeves off all my shirts
  • Arizona_C
    Arizona_C Posts: 1,476 Member
    His smile was too bright, my sight was at risk
  • Humadog21
    Humadog21 Posts: 1,601 Member
    Her eyesight was bad and I kept telling her that’s not my hand you keep trying to hold.
  • 4bugsmama
    4bugsmama Posts: 2,871 Member
    He was too shy about PDA
  • BrandNewMan1970
    BrandNewMan1970 Posts: 373 Member
    Way too much PDA
  • Arizona_C
    Arizona_C Posts: 1,476 Member
    We kept figting over hats, I was too jaloux of his collection and he wouldn't let me borrow
  • BrandNewMan1970
    BrandNewMan1970 Posts: 373 Member
    She was always after me lucky hats
  • carolynptx83
    carolynptx83 Posts: 63 Member
    He kept eating Halloween Candy in bed and wouldn't throw away the wrappers
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    Well you see it was all a big misunderstanding me and a couple of friends went to Vegas for a Bachelor Party and somethings happened but I told her I was sober and didn't touch the Tiger or stripper. She was convinced I had a fling with the Tiger!
  • carolynptx83
    carolynptx83 Posts: 63 Member
    epr31295 wrote: »
    Well you see it was all a big misunderstanding me and a couple of friends went to Vegas for a Bachelor Party and somethings happened but I told her I was sober and didn't touch the Tiger or stripper. She was convinced I had a fling with the Tiger!

    haha one of my fave movies!

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