We broke up because...
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She wouldn't show me her humps!0
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She would show her humps to anyone who asked0
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I wanted to celebrate hump day every day but Wednesday....I thought it was too cliche0
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He wouldn't stop talking about humping0
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She didn't pick up on my subtle flirtations0
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She would never come right out and say what she wanted...I always had to guess0
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He couldn't read my mind.0
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I didn't like to read the funnies0
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He had no sense of humor0
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She didn't understand my humor0
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He thought no one understood him. He was so angsty about it!0
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She always confused threads on mfp0
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He tried to add me on mfp and I never add people I date!0
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She came home a day early to find me doing somethings that maybe she should have stayed away for another day and have never seen!0
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She always left suspiciously early for the night0
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She always saw things in black and white0
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