Question about a Clean day

I suggest you get a second opinion from a medical professional before being so intuitive in your clean "cheat" meal. You wouldn't want to seriously harm your body.

As long as you eat nothing but junk food you might be able to pull off the 1800 Calories, but not on clean food. That stuff will transform your body overnight. And try to sleep most of the day if you can. And don't do anything, really.

Also make sure your clean day doesn`t accidently land on a day this guy TOM pays a visit.
I hear that hanging around with him will melt the lbs off.

Another important thing you didn't mention - would you not eat your exercise calories on that day?

Exercise! What! Please don't tell me he's getting out of bed! There can be no exercise! Talk about self-sabotage!

I'm not an expert but this works for everyone no matter what.

You should have a clean day every other second Tuesday but, and this is critical, only if it's a new moon. This,combined with bicep curls using "only" reams of copy paper, is essential. Otherwise, you'll start wasting away and that will not do.

Heavy or light bond paper?

I'm not an expert but this works for everyone no matter what.

You should have a clean day every other second Tuesday but, and this is critical, only if it's a new moon. This,combined with bicep curls using "only" reams of copy paper, is essential. Otherwise, you'll start wasting away and that will not do.

Heavy or light bond paper?

Cardstock. Duh.

Just remember no green vegetables and you will be ok!

No vegetables at all!!! What do you think he is a rabbit!

the clean day might give you diarrhea, which would make you poop out all of your hard earned weight. have you tried getting pregnant and just never giving birth? I highly recommend trying this "weird old tip." it's a lot easier for a man to keep the baby from popping out than a woman, so you already have an advantage.

also, my doctor told me eating 1 1/4 cups of broken glass (lightbulbs work best) every day forces your body to store double the amount of fat you consume, and for every tbsp of glass (depending on the brand, phillips works great), you add five times the amount of calories to your carbs. Also, don't let ANY of that food go to waste- save your *kitten* and eat it later. makes a great topping for ice cream.

I hope that makes sense, I can certainly give my list of sources as well as an annotated bibliography if you would like more information.

Good luck! Don't eat clean.

A clean DAY? A whole DAY???? It's almost as if you're not dedicated to being huge at all. I'll give you the whole day, but you have to stay in bed all day, not moving AT ALL, if you do this. Otherwise, what's the point?

save your *kitten* and eat it later. makes a great topping for ice cream.

2 girls 1 cup?:noway:

i thought this was going to be about showering/personal hygiene. you disappoint me.

i need to start a thread on this subject. how often is too often to take showers? i currently take one once a week. is that too often? can you recommend any good low-cal shampoos?

I heard Mane and Tail shampoo for horses was pretty low cal....all grains too!!

As long as you eat nothing but junk food you might be able to pull off the 1800 Calories, but not on clean food. That stuff will transform your body overnight. And try to sleep most of the day if you can. And don't do anything, really.

a catheter may even be an option to look into. no need to burn excess calories going to the restroom, you know, unnecessarily.

Here's the best tip! Forget all the rest!!! This is the ONLY one you need. Take your food and a piece of paper. Rub your food on the paper. If the paper urns clear consider it the BEST food to eat. Seriously though. This WORKS!

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