this is mfp. everyone sleeps naked here.
didn't know that? don't worry they'll tell you.
They'll tell you but are they really? 🤔
gurrrrrrrl same.
no but i usually always sleep in blue athletic shorts and a tee because if there's a fire I'm not running out naked for these plebs to see me for free. they gotta subscribe to my premium channel same as everyone else.
Buddy, if there is a fire...you can grab the discarded garments from beside the bed and put them on in like 5 seconds...
For real tho people...what in your home would you take the time to grab, in an emergency situation, if you had the chance I wonder
It really depends where I am, sometimes I want to sleep naked when I stay at hotels but then I remember that other people stay there too and there's probably jizz all over the place.. so I just wear my pajamas there too.
It really depends where I am, sometimes I want to sleep naked when I stay at hotels but then I remember that other people stay there too and there's probably jizz all over the place.. so I just wear my pajamas there too.
I worked in a hotel as a teen, the only time the bedspreads got washed was when they were obviously dirty (like blood stained, coffee, wine etc).
First thing I do in a hotel room is take the nasty thing off the bed and throw it in the corner.
It really depends where I am, sometimes I want to sleep naked when I stay at hotels but then I remember that other people stay there too and there's probably jizz all over the place.. so I just wear my pajamas there too.
I worked in a hotel as a teen, the only time the bedspreads got washed was when they were obviously dirty (like blood stained, coffee, wine etc).
First thing I do in a hotel room is take the nasty thing off the bed and throw it in the corner.
I sleep naked. My mom found out and always told me to keep pjs next to my bed in case the apartment catches on fire or someone breaks in. I told her mom if someone breaks in I'm just going to pull back the covers and let the rolls of fat scare them away lol 😂
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Shoes, phone, car, then gtfo
Run back in for the kids, then gtfo again
Just ask your dad
Aww man I missed it Mistress? It was smexy wasn't it? Wait don't tell me. I know it was!
Don’t you throw salt at me
Guuuuurl, you salty mhmm.
EDIT: That felt weird. I won’t be typing that again 😆
I really wanted to hear it out loud 😅
I worked in a hotel as a teen, the only time the bedspreads got washed was when they were obviously dirty (like blood stained, coffee, wine etc).
First thing I do in a hotel room is take the nasty thing off the bed and throw it in the corner.
Dont ask about the sheets...
I’ve experienced the “OUT NOW” shoutout, when the neighbors house burned down. I was not naked (thank god lol).