We broke up because...
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He spent too much time and money on pedicures0
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She had a bigger penis than me lol J/k0
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He confused me for a woman and then wondered why I had a larger penis than him0
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He had boobs and a penis. Heshe0
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She was always flirting with other woman0
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He wanted to move to a state that it snowed!0
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He was always leaving me out in the cold.0
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He had cold feet and not just before our wedding he feet were always f'ing cold and refused to wear socks to bed!0
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He was married to some guy0
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I was dating her mom too.0
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Duh. He was dating my mom.0
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She slept with my dad.0
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He was looking for someone more like his mother0
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He was secretly married0
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She shined brightest at 2am when I was trying to sleep!1
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He had a certain glow.. I think it's it came from working at nuclear poqqwwr plant but he refused to get it checked out1
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She wanted me to wear that outfit in her pic. I did once but than she wanted me to wear it all the time!0
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She wouldnt move off the stairs when I wanted to get through. Kept retaking selfies0
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He demanded to use the stairs. How rude I told him the lower floor was his1
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She would never let me down the stairs. I think she had someone else on the lower floor.0
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