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  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
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    He spent too much time and money on pedicures
  • sniper300_Rum
    sniper300_Rum Posts: 1,073 Member
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    She had a bigger penis than me lol J/k
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
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    He confused me for a woman and then wondered why I had a larger penis than him
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    He had boobs and a penis. Heshe
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She was always flirting with other woman ;)
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
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    He wanted to move to a state that it snowed!
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    He was always leaving me out in the cold.
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
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    He had cold feet and not just before our wedding he feet were always f'ing cold and refused to wear socks to bed!
  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
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    He was married to some guy
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    I was dating her mom too.
  • _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_
    _BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ Posts: 2,148 Member
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    Duh. He was dating my mom.
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
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    She slept with my dad.
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
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    He was looking for someone more like his mother
  • shinebrightxoxo
    shinebrightxoxo Posts: 20 Member
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    He was secretly married
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
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    She shined brightest at 2am when I was trying to sleep!
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    He had a certain glow.. I think it's it came from working at nuclear poqqwwr plant but he refused to get it checked out
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
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    She wanted me to wear that outfit in her pic. I did once but than she wanted me to wear it all the time!
  • cahubbard6421
    cahubbard6421 Posts: 769 Member
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    She wouldnt move off the stairs when I wanted to get through. Kept retaking selfies
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    He demanded to use the stairs. How rude I told him the lower floor was his
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,843 Member
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    She would never let me down the stairs. I think she had someone else on the lower floor.

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