We broke up because...

Bill9160

He was looking for someone more like his mother

shinebrightxoxo

He was secretly married

Egger29

She shined brightest at 2am when I was trying to sleep!

AliNouveau

He had a certain glow.. I think it's it came from working at nuclear poqqwwr plant but he refused to get it checked out

Tankiscool

She wanted me to wear that outfit in her pic. I did once but than she wanted me to wear it all the time!

cahubbard6421

She wouldnt move off the stairs when I wanted to get through. Kept retaking selfies

AliNouveau

He demanded to use the stairs. How rude I told him the lower floor was his

PaperDoll_

She would never let me down the stairs. I think she had someone else on the lower floor.

Bill9160

She always talked down to me

lx1x

He likes giraffes better.

lx1x

She didnt want to be the fifth wife..

slimgirljo15

We didn't, it was a rumour spread by our detractors..

lx1x

Woot.. mornin lov..🥰

slimgirljo15

lx1x wrote: »

Woot.. mornin lov..🥰

Good morning 🥰

PaperDoll_

She said I wasn't "man" enough for her.

Masyn88

She kept trying to pry all the leaves on my branches
Leave my house plants alone!

PaperDoll_

She wouldn't let me eat

Bill9160

She was a vegan.....

danavelling

He ate my steak

Bill9160

She didn't like to share

danavelling

He took more than his fair share

junelove89

She didn't always know what was best

danavelling

I was jealous of her hair

Bill9160

She was always comparing herself to other women...

danavelling

He never saw room for improvement

neilwij

I was jealous of her shoe collection

neilwij

She kept stealing my popcorn at the cinema.

Tankiscool

Shes too bossy😜

neilwij

because he was too late all the time

Humadog21

Always trying to plan my day