We broke up because...

Bill9160

She wouldn't use wigs when we were roleplaying ...just ruined it

lx1x

Wigs keep showing up at her place.

liftorgohome

She would never wear the blonde wig I got her

lx1x

She won't call me papi

ebonyroche

Didn't want to be his enabler anymore. Peace out

epr31295

Once I realized we had the same last name I checked ancestry.com and found out we were cousins!

liftorgohome

He was into dating his first cousin twice removed.

liftorgohome

She was wife number 5 until she found out about my other wives. Boy was I eating good and had clean clothes.

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

His other wives expected me to do all the cleaning and cooking

lx1x

Too lazy to do house chores .

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

He refused to treat me like a queen

liftorgohome

She said she was a queen but it turns out she was just a jesture.

liftorgohome

She didn't like how I shared my love.

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liftorgohome

She always farted in her sleep and they were silent but deadly.

liftorgohome

She always wanted to sleep on the top bunk.

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

He knew I was afraid of heights and forced me to sleep on the top bunk

bdgfn

She didn't like to be on top

liftorgohome

He didn't like to be on bottom. lol

Bill9160

He was too controlling

Tankiscool

He was too cool for me, I KNOWWW!!!

Bill9160

He always wanted the AC on...I needed heat

slimgirljo15

He was too hot

lx1x

She's keep stalking me.. ,😝

slimgirljo15

He kept closing the windows so I couldn't see in.. rude much 😁

Bill9160

She was too much of an exhibitionist...the neighbors complained

Strawberry8349

He was too vanilla

liftorgohome

She wasn't kinky enough

neilwij

I snore and sound like a tractor engine

neilwij

She wanted too much beauty sleep..