We broke up because...

slimgirljo15

Zita2019 wrote: »

She had 25 different husbands spread across Australia 😜

Shhh, they don't know about each other

You said she liked men better

Bill9160

She wanted me to move to Australia...there are too many things that want to kill me down there....including her

UntilProud

I wasn't dope enough on the dope meter...also, she's really *kitten* cool so the next one to date her...you're one lucky person!

Bill9160

He was very wordy and difficult to follow

lx1x

He just stares behind those glasses

PaperDoll_

I was only using him to get to his wife.

slimgirljo15

All he wanted was me to rub lotion on his legs, it was a full time job

lx1x

Both obsessed with my legs and wife

Tankiscool

She only appreciated my downstairs and not my backside. Its like she doesn't even understand leg day!

Bill9160

She had a weird obsession about giraffes and lotion

slimgirljo15

His heart belonged elsewhere

liftorgohome

She was to picky

slimgirljo15

He was too picky.. his nose that is

FBCoachT

She kept putting her ice cold feet on my back

Bill9160

He wouldn't keep my feet warm...

liftorgohome

He had a foot fetish

lx1x

Shes obsessed with smelling feet.

liftorgohome

He had too many ingrown toe nails

Bill9160

He spent too much time and money on pedicures

sniper300_Rum

She had a bigger penis than me lol J/k

Bill9160

He confused me for a woman and then wondered why I had a larger penis than him

liftorgohome

He had boobs and a penis. Heshe

liftorgohome

She was always flirting with other woman

epr31295

He wanted to move to a state that it snowed!

liftorgohome

He was always leaving me out in the cold.

epr31295

He had cold feet and not just before our wedding he feet were always f'ing cold and refused to wear socks to bed!

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

He was married to some guy

liftorgohome

I was dating her mom too.

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

Duh. He was dating my mom.

liftorgohome

She slept with my dad.