We broke up because...

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

He didn't like it when I acted like an animal

Tankiscool

She had me confused with someone else apparently 😜

AliNouveau

He asked me to give up chocolate. I just couldn't.

PaperDoll_

She would never share her chocolate with me.

Tankiscool

She would never share her blankets with me, always leaving me cold!

PaperDoll_

He refused to sleep on the floor where I had blankets arranged for him.

Tankiscool

She make me sleep on the floor while having a California King to herself

PaperDoll_

He was jealous of my bedposts and always calling them names and trying to fight them. It was bizarre.

Tankiscool

She makes out with her bed posts when I wasnt looking but walked in on her once and slowly backed out.

slimgirljo15

He's into freaky things, I can never look at the featherduster, plunger, and mixmaster the same again

Tankiscool

She was stuck in the 80s and 90s.

Bill9160

He was stuck in the 80's & 90's...proof that is....was never sober

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

He wouldn't share his booze with me

liftorgohome

She wasn't flexible enough

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

He wanted me to be Elastigirl

liftorgohome

She couldn't put her feet behind her head

jamesakrobinson

he kept putting his feet behind his head and shouting "light a match and stand back!"

slimgirljo15

Never are we splitting up..

lx1x

Still.have feelings for james

slimgirljo15

His wife didn't like me

lx1x

She found out I'm married.. oops. Lol

slimgirljo15

I found out, not only did he have a wife but he in fact had several, he had a harem.

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Humadog21

She preferred her sister wife

liftorgohome

he preferred his sister

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

He kept calling me sis

liftorgohome

She didn't like my pet names for her. I'd say come over here now B!tch and she wouldn't listen.

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

She wouldn't pull my hair when I asked her to

Jrye1982

She liked it to rough

Bill9160

I pulled her hair....and her wig came off