We broke up because...
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All she did was talk talk talk when we were having sex so I had to ball gag her. I mean come on that's not the time to discuss whats for dinner.0
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Because she loved that one and not this one!
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He never made it to first base ever. 20 yrs later still no home run.0
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He kept stealing my fiddle sticks0
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He bought a banjo.0
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She played the accordion at bedtime every night0
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She kept stealing my clothes.0
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To make a long story short! We broke up!0
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He was a Boston fan, enough said.0
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He never believed the B was for Bonita Springs FL where I live.0
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wait...we broke up???
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Because he was in denial0
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She decided to devote her time to raising her rats0
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I couldn't understand him0
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She discovered I was only using her to get to her cupcakes.0
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She kept calling me 24/7 it was too much.0
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He kept stealing change out of my piggy bank.0
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Her obsession with collecting used bubble gum consumed all of our time together0
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Tank was too cool for me.0
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Because she fancied the guy who fancied Tank0
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She stole all my knee-high socks 0
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He didn’t have any socks and his feet were starting to stink up the place0
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I didn't get to know him quick enough1
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He ... he, oh it's too awful, I'm traumatised.. 0
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The remnants of boyfriends pasts where not really in the past at all.0
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He wouldn't try new things
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His wife didn't like me.0
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