We broke up because...
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He was actually a monkey0
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Ok then... she wouldn’t eat the banana0
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Kept force feeding me bananas0
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he claimed his *kitten* is banana, b a n a n a s0
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She sang and spelled everything instead of speaking normally0
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After that she wouldn’t eat ANY fruit or nuts0
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I was left constantly hungry0
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My grocery bill was getting out of hand0
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He couldn't handle a basic budget0
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She was just too basic0
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He kept throwing barrells at me from the top of the steps0
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He went home (to his parents place)0
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She would never let me go home0
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She said I was moving too fast0
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Dude moved way too fast for me0
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He always wore a mask it was weird0
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He wouldn't wear the awesome mask I bought him
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The mask fitted her better.0
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He became obsessed with eating hot dogs0
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He didn't support my hobbies.0
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He kept referring to me as his hobby
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She wasn't flexible enough.0
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She didn't like being called names. That just goes along with the type of thing you're into woman!!!!0
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He just wasn't very respectful, cut my losses and ran!1
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She didn't like role playing.0
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He stopped stalking me and I wasn't getting any attention anymore!0
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She couldn't cook at all not even frozen pizza.0
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His idea of a gourmet meal was a Salisbury Steak TV dinner0
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He didn't like my cooking0
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