We broke up because...
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Thought fries were better baked0
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He found out I lied about the size of my 401-k0
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I prefer the boys in pinstripes.1
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She wouldn't let me wear pink and black together0
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She tried wearing pink camoflague hunting0
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His idea of hunting was sitting around the television and watching the outdoor channel0
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He wouldn't bring me venison. It's all I asked for for Valentine's Day!!0
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We were watching Bambi and she took out her shotgun and shot my new TV0
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He cried when his steak bled0
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Every time I brought home a whole chicken to cook he said wait let me fertilize that first!1
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All he wanted to do was choke his chicken for dinner0
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He brought his emotional support chicken everywhere we went0
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He wouldn't let me hold his chicken.0
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She'd rather spend time with a chicken than with me. I mean, I guess maybe that's my fault? I can't really tell. It didn't work out, though0
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He didn't even try to fight for our relationship. He just left!1
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_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_ wrote: »He didn't even try to fight for our relationship. He just left!
You fight for so long, you get tired of fighting. Exhaustion sets in and you realize that you just don't have it in you anymore, that you'd rather be alone than fight for....anything.0 -
He was always so morose.1
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She kept bringing up her ex that dumped her. All the time Reck this Reck that so I left like Reck did. Crazy lady!0
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The only joke he knew was hey I have a headache can you rub it out for me and pointed to his crotch! After 35 years I just needed a new joke!0
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Her dog peed on my couch.
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Her obsession of hatred towards giraffes privately but yet openly loves them on the internet was confusing and concerning. I couldn't keep track of what she really liked0
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I found out he was my brother. Being from KY, that wasn't necessarily a dealbreaker, but then I discovered he was so young and well, standards you know.0
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I was from Pennsylvania and not related to her.0
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He kept insisting I call him Bill and not Dad.. at least in public.0
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PaperDoll_ wrote: »He kept insisting I call him Bill and not Dad.. at least in public.
You can call me daddy anytime 😉0 -
The allowance he gave me was too small. Listen dad, this isn't the 1950's, I can't get anything for 50 cents. 0
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She wouldn't do her "chores" but still wanted me to be her sugar daddy0
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He ran out of money so couldn't be anyone's sugar daddy0
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