We broke up because...
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He was always doing the macarena.0
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She thought Jar Jar Binks was the best Star Wars character, ever.0
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I’ve never watched any of the Star Wars movies1
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I thought she was much younger than she actually was.0
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He was obsessed with my age0
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She drove a minivan.0
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All this space in my minivan and he still didn’t have room for me in his heart.0
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Whenever I tried to express my feelings, she made me sit in the back of the minivan and cranked up Bon Jovi.0
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He didn’t appreciate my heart felt Bon Jovi mixtape that I made especially for him, even after I made him watch High Fidelity0
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She thought High Fidelity was better than Empire Records.0
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He stood me up for our John Cusack movie marathon date.0
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She thought I was going to Grosse Pointe Blank her.0
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My guns are bigger than his0
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No one wanted to go to my gun show after seeing hers.0
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I had no idea what gender he/she was. It was too confusing.0
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She wanted a sex change.0
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She always seemed confused about everything.0
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Of irreconcilable similarities...0
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He was stalking me. Always peeking around corners and spying from the bushes.0
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She misinterpreted my foreplay for stalking...0
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He never took it one step further0
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She always wanted to move too fast0
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He was committed in a mental hospital0
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He was always sneaking into the mental hospital to visit someone0
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She had me committed and didn't like visiting me bc I'd always put my chest against the glass and expect her to do the same.0
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He was too much of an exhibitionist0
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Haven’t broken up, married my HS sweetheart.0
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He didn't play by the rules of the thread.1
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She was ALWAYS playing by the rules.....0
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