We broke up because...
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Too into sports ..0
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Kept crop dusting people0
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Didn't like my organic gardening practices0
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He wouldn't leggo my eggo.1
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His eggo wouldn't let go of me0
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Just not that into lil ole me
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Doubtful ๐
She didn't like my Jordan and sneaker collection0 -
I doubt that
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He couldn't drive, kept crashing into everything on the road.0
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He would never let me drive anywhere. Said he didn't trust me!0
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She Took all the Tupperware to work but never brought it back. Uhh ๐0
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He had a weird obsession with tupperware....0
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I have no idea why we broke up one day I came home and her and her new boyfriend were standing there like you crashed in a Airplane 5 years ago where have you been?0
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He kept calling all the restraining orders "love notes"0
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She didn't like being restrained. Boring.0
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He kept saying "retrained" instead of "restrained" so I thought he was trying to train me for something0
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She kept stepping on my feet with those damn heels0
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She didnt like my leather chaps with the butt cheeks cut out and spiked colas0
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He dressed so inappropriately for church0
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She didn't respect my religious costumes0
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What he called religion everyone else called a cult...I just couldn't deal with it0
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He didnt support by religious club0
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he didnt believe in my scientologist views0
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She wouldn't play doctor with me and my female nurse0
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he didn't know i preferred playing teacher0
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She was constantly role-playing. I never knew who I was going to be dating that day!0
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He could never match up to miketake1pt00
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He was talking to other men... a lot.0
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