We broke up because...

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

I would NEVER break up with her! She must have broken it off with me...

liftorgohome

She wouldn't follow my rules.

Bill9160

He had way too many rules.

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

He carried a ruler around with him everywhere. I didn't want to ask why.

BrandNewMan1970

She was always asking why

tinak33

He could never answer my questions.

epr31295

It turns out she had a lot more fun on her Girls nights out!

neilgallacher77

I had more fun out with the girls

hazelsmom89

he constantly quoted Bill Murray

Humadog21

He feared and loathed going to Vegas

carolynptx83

He hogged the blanket at night

neilgallacher77

Kept stealing my sunglasses

Bill9160

He was jealous of my sunglasses

terrordawg

He wore his sunglasses at night

BrandNewMan1970

So he could watch you weave and breath your story lines

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

At night he would sit up and watch me breathing while I slept

epr31295

She made a appointment with the local Dr. to get my ED checked I kept telling her it was my name not my issue!

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

He was in denial of his problems

thepainmaker88

Didn't like how I'd snort Viagra for recreational purposes

Bill9160

Viagra wasn't all that was being snorted. The last straw was when my foot powder started to disappear

thepainmaker88

The foot fungus started to spread

Beaster_Bunny

He was a packers fan.

slimgirljo15

Games were more important than I

Tigg_er

She would'nt play fair

Bill9160

He wouldn't take me to the fair

Beaster_Bunny

He just wanted to go to the fair and eat funnel cake and deep fried pickles every day.

kq1981

Just didnt like deep fried pickles

Tigg_er

Kept trying to steal my fried pickles

Beaster_Bunny

He wanted to fry my pickle

_BlahBlah_BlackSheep_

Wanted to fry EVERYTHING. Seriously, I don't want to eat fried butter!