We broke up because...

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Bill9160

I wanted to celebrate hump day every day but Wednesday....I thought it was too cliche

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He wouldn't stop talking about humping

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She didn't pick up on my subtle flirtations

Bill9160

She would never come right out and say what she wanted...I always had to guess

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He couldn't read my mind.

Bill9160

I didn't like to read the funnies

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He had no sense of humor

Bill9160

She didn't understand my humor

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He thought no one understood him. He was so angsty about it!

Bill9160

She always confused threads on mfp

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He tried to add me on mfp and I never add people I date!

epr31295

She came home a day early to find me doing somethings that maybe she should have stayed away for another day and have never seen!

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thepainmaker88

She always left suspiciously early for the night

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DiviturLabimur

She always saw things in black and white

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AliNouveau

She ate a lot of sugar. Loke everyone I went to bake something we'd be out of sugar

Tankiscool

She refused to bake me any goodies

slimgirljo15

Couldn't cook.

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jamesakrobinson

We constantly argued over my carnivorous habits vs her sweet tooth.

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Bill9160

I would spend hours cooking but she would never eat my chicken

Nanalove2018

He never paid me any attention but sure paid it to the grocery store clerk

liftorgohome

She never let me do the food shopping

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He only bought kool aid and generic little debbie snacks when he went shopping.

knowmequick

She wouldn’t eat the Twinkie