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I had to keep assuring him that he was male because people had him so confused.
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She laughed at me for watching hallmark movies0
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She watched hallmark movies, enough said0
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He was dating someone else0
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She wouldn't let me date anyone else. 0
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She only liked me for my thrilling socks0
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He couldn't rock the knee high socks quite as well as @AliNouveau0
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She was obsessed with anything that ended with "ock"0
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He would mock my colorblock socks to everyone on the block. I felt like a laughingstock. 0
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Everything we said had to rhyme0
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I couldn't understand why she spoke like Dr Seuss all the time0
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I tried talking dirty to her in French and she went off... I can’t deal with the mood swings.0
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He spoke a foreign language, I had no idea what he was saying0
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She has an aussie twang0
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She wouldn’t flirt message with me0
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He ignored my when I tried to talk to him0
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She had better shoes than me and didn't wear the same size so I couldn't steal them.0
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We came to the realization that being together is only an illusion so we drifted further apart than what we already were...0
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I wasn't tall enough
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Grocery shopping was too difficult because neither one of us could reach the items on the top shelf.0
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She didn't know how to use a step stool0
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He thought I needed a step stool for everything, even though I'm built like a giraffe.0
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Every time I tried to sleep she'd sing "blah blah blacksheep"0
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He criticized my singing0
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She didn't know when to stop....wait why did we break up then?0
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The singing giraffe look just wasn’t working for me0
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He wanted me to be a flamingo instead of a giraffe0
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I wasn't good enough for her zoo0
he didn't like my twang 
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