We broke up because...
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He was looking for someone more like his mother0
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He was secretly married0
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She shined brightest at 2am when I was trying to sleep!1
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He had a certain glow.. I think it's it came from working at nuclear poqqwwr plant but he refused to get it checked out1
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She wanted me to wear that outfit in her pic. I did once but than she wanted me to wear it all the time!0
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She wouldnt move off the stairs when I wanted to get through. Kept retaking selfies0
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He demanded to use the stairs. How rude I told him the lower floor was his1
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She would never let me down the stairs. I think she had someone else on the lower floor.0
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She always talked down to me0
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He likes giraffes better.0
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She didnt want to be the fifth wife..0
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We didn't, it was a rumour spread by our detractors..1
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Woot.. mornin lov..🥰1
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She said I wasn't "man" enough for her.0
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She kept trying to pry all the leaves on my branches
Leave my house plants alone!0 -
She wouldn't let me eat
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She was a vegan.....0
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He ate my steak0
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She didn't like to share0
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He took more than his fair share0
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She didn't always know what was best0
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I was jealous of her hair0
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She was always comparing herself to other women...0
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He never saw room for improvement0
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I was jealous of her shoe collection1
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She kept stealing my popcorn at the cinema.1
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Shes too bossy😜1
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because he was too late all the time1
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Always trying to plan my day0
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