We broke up because...

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  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
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    We didn't.. πŸ€—πŸ˜™
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    lx1x wrote: Β»
    We didn't.. πŸ€—πŸ˜™

    That's right :) πŸ€—
  • neilwij
    neilwij Posts: 1,634 Member
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    I always overcooked the calamari..
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He couldn't cook
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
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    She said she can cook but.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    She was too good a cook. Made me gain weight
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
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    She bakes a lot... Feels like Pillsbury dough boy just looking at the photos
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
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    She's too strict on what i eat
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    Although we agreed on what dog food to give our pet, we differed on whether we should feed it to our bird...
  • Theo166
    Theo166 Posts: 2,564 Member
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    All her new 'stuff' left no room for my 'junk'
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    He got genders confused and didn't realize I was a her not a he
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
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    He was more concerned with his 'junk', he wouldn't leave it alone.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Idk.. we just drifted apart
  • granitepeak1981
    granitepeak1981 Posts: 148 Member
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    I got too fat for her tastes
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    I got too fat for her tastes

    Lies, lies, lies.. you cheated on me and you know that was the reason.. 😜
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    One day he said he was going to take a hike and just never came back
  • granitepeak1981
    granitepeak1981 Posts: 148 Member
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    It’s not cheating when it’s your clone
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
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    He just wanted to be aclone.
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
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    He wanted to spend lots of time with his friends who I just didn't enjoy
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    She chewed her toenails at the table